In conclusion...

[hola_meg_a_cola]

ONTD is full of the biggest whores in history.

Cross your fingers that Eli Roth doesn't leak all the nudes everyone sent him.

Comments

[talkingbird]

whatever, last night was fucking awesome. hahahahaha. he's such a manwhore it's insaaaaaaaaaneee.

[hola_meg_a_cola]

Oh, I know lol. Had I been single, I prob would've sent a boobie shot (actually, I probably wouldn't; I'm all talk).

And yeah. It's officially confirmed: Eli Roth would have sex with anything so long as there's a moist hole.

[talkingbird]

he's a tit man, that's for damn sure. but omg, some girl sent him fapping pics... omg.. he said the NASTIEST thing

[hola_meg_a_cola]

Omg what? I went to sleep at 3:30 am, so I missed it :(

[morriganangelus]

He really is a disgusting little manwhore. I think I may love him.

[hola_meg_a_cola]

Ikr? But I'm seriously worried for him: ONTD is an unforgiving mistress.

[morriganangelus]

ONTD will turn on him quickly. There could be war.

[hola_meg_a_cola]

I just sent him this message. I'll resend it later if he pops up online:

"You've been a great sport so far. Not many men bring out ONTD's inner whores.

However, I'm warning you now, since many of us on LiveJournal are concerned: ONTD is an unforgiving mistress. If you hook up with the wrong person- like, say, Megan Fox- shit will get so fucking real, you have no idea. The girls on there are fucking nuts; they lost their shit with ASkars, and he never even gave them an ONTD sign.

You're a nice guy, Eli, so that's why I'm even sending this out. Enjoy the nudes, but please, keep this in the back of your mind and be careful."

[snowandsunshine]

I've got to be honest, it was funny up until the tissue picture, then I got skeeved out.

I hope this whole thing doesn't come back to bite anyone on the ass.

[hola_meg_a_cola]

Lol I choose not to believe that he really jizzed in the tissue.

I sent him a message on MySpace, warning him about ONTD (I posted the message in a comment above). He's a nice guy, but if he fucks up, well then... he fucks up. ONTD is neither rational nor forgiving.

[crushedvelvet__]

I thought it was funny at first, but now i'm kind of grossed out. WTF @ ONTD girls sending him pics of their tits/god knows what else.

[hola_meg_a_cola]

Ikr? I warned him about the nutjobs, and he sent me this back:

"Thanks for the heads up. I have to say, if this turns out to just be a one night stand, what a fucking wonderful night it was. I will never censor myself, or who I fuck, but whoever I do fuck next will have to just accept that at any given time Blueberries are all welcome to join us. And that's just what time it is. xo"

[crushedvelvet__]

WELLLL okay then, Eli. Lol wait until ONTD finds a new "boyfriend" or turns on him for no real reason...I think he's going to be butthurt.

lol here's one of the convos between us:

[hola_meg_a_cola]