Dean Winchester ; Supernatural
((OOC: So I talked to Sammy-mun and everything like the rules said, so unless there's anything else I missed... off I go!))
So this is where Sammy's disappeared off to? Man, I knew he was acting weird lately, but this place is sure damn freaky.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? What kind of school is this? I'd say 'nacho', but right about now I've had it up to the eyeballs with fast food. I don't know. Any kind of cheese! Is there really a difference? Unless you're talking about that smelly shit, the kind that comes in the wheel. I'm not touching that stuff with a ten foot pole.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Oh, jeez, do I really gotta pick? Barney hasn't been around for years now, thank the Lord, but Carrottop... God, kinda makes you wanna throw up a little, doesn't he? I swear, he's the ninth circle of hell.
3. What time is it where you are?
It is... 17:25 o'clock. Don't know why the hell this clock's in military time.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
...Depending. Who the hell is this Dumbledore guy again? And Sirius Black? ...Am I supposed to know this?
Sexual harassment. ...Seriously, what? What kind of people are you harboring here? I'm more of a ... 'hit-on-the-frisky-blonde-until-she-wants-to-come-home-with-me' kind of guy. Not really much harassment to be had, thanks.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I get to make up my own bar? Sweet.
It'd be some small, dingy roadhouse place that has all the regulars - you know what I'm talking about. With the cheap American beer (not any of that imported crap) and all the good hard liquor. I'd call it... I can't think of somethin' good enough on the spot. I'll think of it.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Well, if that's Harry's thing, more power to the guy. Personally, I think he should just figure out which one's better in bed. That can be the key point of his argument. And, you know, which one isn't going to drive him absolutely friggin' batshit for the rest of his life.
And then move to Massachusetts. I'm not sure how good you people here are on this gay marriage stuff. Let me tell you, southerners? Not so hot with it.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Supposed to be smart... Sam'd be a smartass and tell me to not even bother with this one.
Maybe there's little imps running around and putting it all back on your desk. I'm telling you, tiny midgets. Always giving it back. It's annoying as shit, I'm sure. Just blow the things away with some iron rounds. They'll be off your tails in no time.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
I've got some pretty sweet knives and stuff. Maybe I'll teach you to use 'em sometime.
And if you ask Sam hard enough, I'm sure he'll give you that a-fucking-dorable puppy dog look or some crap. That'll get you to do anything.
Oh, and hey. The Place. There's an easy enough bar name. You'll remember it, won'tcha?
Okay, I know it sucks. I'm tired.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG." DW
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them." (Well, maybe.) DW
"I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch." DW (I'm not making any promises.)
"One day, marmalade will rule the world." (Marmalade? What?) ...DW?
So this is where Sammy's disappeared off to? Man, I knew he was acting weird lately, but this place is sure damn freaky.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? What kind of school is this? I'd say 'nacho', but right about now I've had it up to the eyeballs with fast food. I don't know. Any kind of cheese! Is there really a difference? Unless you're talking about that smelly shit, the kind that comes in the wheel. I'm not touching that stuff with a ten foot pole.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Oh, jeez, do I really gotta pick? Barney hasn't been around for years now, thank the Lord, but Carrottop... God, kinda makes you wanna throw up a little, doesn't he? I swear, he's the ninth circle of hell.
3. What time is it where you are?
It is... 17:25 o'clock. Don't know why the hell this clock's in military time.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
...Depending. Who the hell is this Dumbledore guy again? And Sirius Black? ...Am I supposed to know this?
Sexual harassment. ...Seriously, what? What kind of people are you harboring here? I'm more of a ... 'hit-on-the-frisky-blonde-until-she-wants-to-come-home-with-me' kind of guy. Not really much harassment to be had, thanks.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I get to make up my own bar? Sweet.
It'd be some small, dingy roadhouse place that has all the regulars - you know what I'm talking about. With the cheap American beer (not any of that imported crap) and all the good hard liquor. I'd call it... I can't think of somethin' good enough on the spot. I'll think of it.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Well, if that's Harry's thing, more power to the guy. Personally, I think he should just figure out which one's better in bed. That can be the key point of his argument. And, you know, which one isn't going to drive him absolutely friggin' batshit for the rest of his life.
And then move to Massachusetts. I'm not sure how good you people here are on this gay marriage stuff. Let me tell you, southerners? Not so hot with it.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Supposed to be smart... Sam'd be a smartass and tell me to not even bother with this one.
Maybe there's little imps running around and putting it all back on your desk. I'm telling you, tiny midgets. Always giving it back. It's annoying as shit, I'm sure. Just blow the things away with some iron rounds. They'll be off your tails in no time.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
I've got some pretty sweet knives and stuff. Maybe I'll teach you to use 'em sometime.
And if you ask Sam hard enough, I'm sure he'll give you that a-fucking-dorable puppy dog look or some crap. That'll get you to do anything.
Oh, and hey. The Place. There's an easy enough bar name. You'll remember it, won'tcha?
Okay, I know it sucks. I'm tired.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG." DW
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them." (Well, maybe.) DW
"I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch." DW (I'm not making any promises.)
"One day, marmalade will rule the world." (Marmalade? What?) ...DW?