Inara Serra
Current Application:
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
My favorite type of cheese is one that is rich and creamy, yet utterly satisfying.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would prefer to find a way to have them kill each other.
3. What time is it where you are?
Late.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I would not sexually harass anyone! Sex is an experience between to people that brings them together and unites them for a time. It is the most intimate way to know someone. That being said, I would like to get to know Bill Weasley.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
My bar would have no name. It is the bar that you've heard of from a friend of a friend.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
If Harry has his eye on both, he should find an arrangement between Fred and George that would not be as limiting as marriage.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Can you give it to anyone else? If not, just ignore it.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
As a Companion, my purpose is to see to the needs of people that want my company. These needs come in many forms, and I have always been able to provide comfort.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
It has come to my attention that my services have been offered to you by the entire crew. I will not be honoring any of these offers. A Companion chooses who she sees, and I have chosen none of you. If you yourself would like to ask for my services, we can try and come to some kind of arrangement. I also offer Mal's portion of Serenity's next haul.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
My favorite type of cheese is one that is rich and creamy, yet utterly satisfying.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would prefer to find a way to have them kill each other.
3. What time is it where you are?
Late.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I would not sexually harass anyone! Sex is an experience between to people that brings them together and unites them for a time. It is the most intimate way to know someone. That being said, I would like to get to know Bill Weasley.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
My bar would have no name. It is the bar that you've heard of from a friend of a friend.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
If Harry has his eye on both, he should find an arrangement between Fred and George that would not be as limiting as marriage.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Can you give it to anyone else? If not, just ignore it.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
As a Companion, my purpose is to see to the needs of people that want my company. These needs come in many forms, and I have always been able to provide comfort.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
It has come to my attention that my services have been offered to you by the entire crew. I will not be honoring any of these offers. A Companion chooses who she sees, and I have chosen none of you. If you yourself would like to ask for my services, we can try and come to some kind of arrangement. I also offer Mal's portion of Serenity's next haul.