Mists of Application
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
It must be simple Cheddar smoked over the green apples from my Isle. It is simply delectable with tiny bursts of salt to tantalize the taste buds (and it is wonderfully gooey when melted!)
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would have to say Barney - for if you attempt to kill Carrot Top it will be like the Hydra where, once he is cleaved, two will return in his place. And no one wants that.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time is transient. The mists part and close when they will for whom they wish. At times I know the time and at others, the time eludes me. That, or I have imbibed of too much mead o' the isle to know.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sirius Black - even as a spirit being he could part my mists any time.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Glastonbeery - where the mists hang heavy and the faeries dance nightly
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Like Carrot Top and the Hydra - once you dispose of one, two appear in its place. Pour a diminishing potion and the papers will grow smaller - then tape several together and throw away - because there is no way to actually get rid of the paper completely (it has found a home that it likes), you can reduce it by fooling it into believing many are one.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I will part the mists and accompany you to the Isle of Apples where my 9 sisters live and where Arthur found his final rest. There you will bear witness to such magic delights that you shall return to this world ever changed and ever the wiser.
It must be simple Cheddar smoked over the green apples from my Isle. It is simply delectable with tiny bursts of salt to tantalize the taste buds (and it is wonderfully gooey when melted!)
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would have to say Barney - for if you attempt to kill Carrot Top it will be like the Hydra where, once he is cleaved, two will return in his place. And no one wants that.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time is transient. The mists part and close when they will for whom they wish. At times I know the time and at others, the time eludes me. That, or I have imbibed of too much mead o' the isle to know.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sirius Black - even as a spirit being he could part my mists any time.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Glastonbeery - where the mists hang heavy and the faeries dance nightly
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Like Carrot Top and the Hydra - once you dispose of one, two appear in its place. Pour a diminishing potion and the papers will grow smaller - then tape several together and throw away - because there is no way to actually get rid of the paper completely (it has found a home that it likes), you can reduce it by fooling it into believing many are one.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I will part the mists and accompany you to the Isle of Apples where my 9 sisters live and where Arthur found his final rest. There you will bear witness to such magic delights that you shall return to this world ever changed and ever the wiser.