Application: Hakufu Sonsaku (Ikki Tousen (aka Battle Vixens) Anime Series)
A young girl with long strawberry blonde hair, and a very short school girl uniform, who's been wandering around in the woods and poking into everything , when she wasn't randomly attacking trees and taking naked baths in the lake, finds herself in the sorting room, attempting to read the application.
Bent over, and reading, very, very slowly, out loud, she doesn't think to write her replies down. Luckily, the paper's charmed to copy audio to written.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheesecake Cheese! Alright! I could do with some right now! *pumps her fist in the air excitedly*
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
* her face crumples a bit, looking a touch sad* I fight. I just want to keep fighting, stronger and stronger people! But I don't kill. I don't want to kill. I just don't like killing.
3. What time is it where you are?
I don't know. Time to eat. I'm starving! I'm starving-starving-starving! *waves her hands about a bit like a temper tantrum*
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass?How would you harass them?
Harass? *scratches behind her neck with one hand* Uhmmm... what's that mean? and if he's dead he can't do anything, can he? He's dead. Is he not all the way dead?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
In the dark? In a bar? You fight! in the dark. Fight fight fight hmmm yeah! *pumps her arm in the air again and jumps up and down a few times, breasts bouncing, short skirt flaring up to show her underwear* Or.. uhm sing. Sing about fighting!
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Marriage? That's just like my mom. Men men men. The old hag. There's more to life than male essences! There's fighting! *strikes a fighting pose* Besides, all three of them will just end up fighting each other, to see who's strongest! There's nothing like fighting to make you get excited!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I'm constantly disposing of it.
In-un? Uhmm I don't like to admit this much, but I'm not smart. I'm actually kind of stupid. I wouldn't know what to do. Blow them away?
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Ahh! I fight. I'll fight anyone, anywhere, anytime. *strikes a fierce pose and looks around to see who might have left the piece of paper with all the questions* And I never give up! Wanna fight?!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Uhmm, I don't have anything. I mean, I can fight with you. If you have too much food, I can eat some. I'm starving! And if you want to be friends, we can be friends. We can train and fight and get stronger and better together. Oh and shopping and swimming and going to hot springs together. But uhmmm what is this place anyway? Why all these questions?
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"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____HS_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____HS______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. (It will?)____HS_____"
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Bent over, and reading, very, very slowly, out loud, she doesn't think to write her replies down. Luckily, the paper's charmed to copy audio to written.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheesecake Cheese! Alright! I could do with some right now! *pumps her fist in the air excitedly*
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
* her face crumples a bit, looking a touch sad* I fight. I just want to keep fighting, stronger and stronger people! But I don't kill. I don't want to kill. I just don't like killing.
3. What time is it where you are?
I don't know. Time to eat. I'm starving! I'm starving-starving-starving! *waves her hands about a bit like a temper tantrum*
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass?How would you harass them?
Harass? *scratches behind her neck with one hand* Uhmmm... what's that mean? and if he's dead he can't do anything, can he? He's dead. Is he not all the way dead?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
In the dark? In a bar? You fight! in the dark. Fight fight fight hmmm yeah! *pumps her arm in the air again and jumps up and down a few times, breasts bouncing, short skirt flaring up to show her underwear* Or.. uhm sing. Sing about fighting!
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Marriage? That's just like my mom. Men men men. The old hag. There's more to life than male essences! There's fighting! *strikes a fighting pose* Besides, all three of them will just end up fighting each other, to see who's strongest! There's nothing like fighting to make you get excited!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I'm constantly disposing of it.
In-un? Uhmm I don't like to admit this much, but I'm not smart. I'm actually kind of stupid. I wouldn't know what to do. Blow them away?
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Ahh! I fight. I'll fight anyone, anywhere, anytime. *strikes a fierce pose and looks around to see who might have left the piece of paper with all the questions* And I never give up! Wanna fight?!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Uhmm, I don't have anything. I mean, I can fight with you. If you have too much food, I can eat some. I'm starving! And if you want to be friends, we can be friends. We can train and fight and get stronger and better together. Oh and shopping and swimming and going to hot springs together. But uhmmm what is this place anyway? Why all these questions?
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"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____HS_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____HS______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. (It will?)____HS_____"
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