Tonks
Application: Nymphadora Tonks
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I quite like Stilton. It's a strong cheese with a lot of character... well, for a cheese at least.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney. His singing is so bad, I mean, as soon as I heard that whiny dino voice I'd be tempted to use some unforgivable curses. Not that I would of course, but I'd be tempted. Besides, Barney is deeply disturbing on so many levels.
3. What time is it where you are?
Just after 3 in the morning.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Remus Lupin! Well, if it were me I mean. I really don't want to think about Dumbledore sexually harassing order members... that's just a bit... creepy.
(I've noticed a lot of people chose me in past applications - I'm so flattered, but sorry boys, I'm taken. *Gestures dramatically and nearly knocks over a chair.*)
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I don't know. I can be pretty clumsy - if I tried to bartend in the dark I'd probably just break stuff.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Wait a minute, I didn't think Harry's bread was buttered that way. Or the twins either, for that matter. No, I'm pretty sure Harry and Ginny will end up together.
Although three boys together does sound pretty hot...
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Maybe one of your co-workers keeps putting his unfinished reports on your desk so he won't have to do them. *coughKingsleyShackleboltcough*
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Well, I'm an auror, that usually impresses people. I'm a metamorphmagus too, so I can look like anyone. *demonstrates a variety of appearances: an old woman, a young red-haired girl, and a freakishly accurate impression of Professor Snape*
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Let's see... I have some Weird Sisters recordings and a pile of concert t-shirts from various magical bands. Oh, I also make a damn good cup of hot cocoa if anyone wants some.