Rumpleteazer, Cats
A cat trots into the Sorting room.
'Mungo, c'mon!--ooh. Oh.'
It's a very big room for a small cat. Not quite as small as Quaxo, who, by all accounts, is here. As is Skimbleshanks.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I’ve always ‘ad a fondness for cheddar. It’s lovely to gollop down in large gulps. When nobody’s lookin’, course.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Hey hey hey! Who told you we kill? (that’s my partner-in-crime and me.) I think they’re lying to you. Drop ‘em.
3. What time is it where you are?
*patiently* If I had a silver watch to light my comin’ and goings, I wouldn’t need to do what I do.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
*A pause* Who’s more likely to feed me and stroke me?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Cavern. It’d attract business deals. Though no-one’s fond of a cat servin’ you food.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I’m not even sure what a mythology is, you know. I’m not an educated cat. There’s a clever one at home, only apparently he’s gone away.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Maybe someone’s dumping all their work on you. Catch them at it.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
*If you thought a cat couldn’t sound sarcastic, you were wrong*
Ooh, tough one.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Er...pearl necklaces? Watches? Anything in particular? Perfume bottles? A joint of meat?
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______R______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____R_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____R______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______R_______"
She sits back. 'Sort me, then I can go about me job.'
'Mungo, c'mon!--ooh. Oh.'
It's a very big room for a small cat. Not quite as small as Quaxo, who, by all accounts, is here. As is Skimbleshanks.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I’ve always ‘ad a fondness for cheddar. It’s lovely to gollop down in large gulps. When nobody’s lookin’, course.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Hey hey hey! Who told you we kill? (that’s my partner-in-crime and me.) I think they’re lying to you. Drop ‘em.
3. What time is it where you are?
*patiently* If I had a silver watch to light my comin’ and goings, I wouldn’t need to do what I do.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
*A pause* Who’s more likely to feed me and stroke me?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Cavern. It’d attract business deals. Though no-one’s fond of a cat servin’ you food.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I’m not even sure what a mythology is, you know. I’m not an educated cat. There’s a clever one at home, only apparently he’s gone away.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Maybe someone’s dumping all their work on you. Catch them at it.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
*If you thought a cat couldn’t sound sarcastic, you were wrong*
Ooh, tough one.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Er...pearl necklaces? Watches? Anything in particular? Perfume bottles? A joint of meat?
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______R______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____R_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____R______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______R_______"
She sits back. 'Sort me, then I can go about me job.'