Günter von Kleist, Kyou Kara Maou!
((OK, I think the kinks are all worked out now...?))
*when Günter isn't busy fawning and fussing over Yuuri, who's in the Sorting Room with him, he answers the questions*
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Anything not made by Anissina's Happy Yummy Food-Kun, please. The food poisoning was her fault, I'm sure of it.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I am deeply honoured to have the opportunity to carry out His Majesty the Maou's will, and if he decides they must be shown mercy, I'd not slay either. *dreamy look, clasps his hands together with a sigh* His Majesty is truly noble and wise. We all benefit greatly from his just guidance.
3. What time is it where you are?
It was early afternoon in Shin Makoku when I left, late evening in Cleveland when I arrived, and here it appears to be morning.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I would never! Unless His Majesty himself commanded me, and... oh. *glances at Yuuri, blushing* Oh, nevermind that. *chides himself for having impure thoughts and looks around for a tissue for his sudden nosebleed*
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I haven't the time to bartend, and wouldn't do it in the dark. I also don't care for alcohol. Accidentally getting high off fumes with Gwendal was embarrassing enough.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should wed the one he's engaged to, or if he's engaged to both, the one he first agreed to marry. Even if that fiance happens to be an unbearably selfish loafer. *pained look as he thinks of how obnoxious Wolfram can be* One must uphold traditions, and never compromise one's honour, no matter how unpleasant the task may be...
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Disposing of your desk won't stop paperwork. I suggest you do the paperwork instead. *shakes his head, muttering to himself* Humans can be so strange.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Not only am I His Majesty's personal babysitter tutor and rabid fanboy advisor, but I'm also his protector, a mediator of peace, master swordsman (several of my former students are counted among Shin Makoku's finest!), accomplished magic user, recognised Saint (oh dear, I don't know how that happened), father, scholar, onetime supermodel, rose gardener... I bake delicious cookies, too.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
His Majesty surely wouldn't approve of bribery, nor do I. I would, however, be happy to share cookies with anyone who wants some.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. GvK
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. GvK
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. GvK
One day, marmalade will rule the world. GvK"
*when Günter isn't busy fawning and fussing over Yuuri, who's in the Sorting Room with him, he answers the questions*
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Anything not made by Anissina's Happy Yummy Food-Kun, please. The food poisoning was her fault, I'm sure of it.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I am deeply honoured to have the opportunity to carry out His Majesty the Maou's will, and if he decides they must be shown mercy, I'd not slay either. *dreamy look, clasps his hands together with a sigh* His Majesty is truly noble and wise. We all benefit greatly from his just guidance.
3. What time is it where you are?
It was early afternoon in Shin Makoku when I left, late evening in Cleveland when I arrived, and here it appears to be morning.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I would never! Unless His Majesty himself commanded me, and... oh. *glances at Yuuri, blushing* Oh, nevermind that. *chides himself for having impure thoughts and looks around for a tissue for his sudden nosebleed*
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I haven't the time to bartend, and wouldn't do it in the dark. I also don't care for alcohol. Accidentally getting high off fumes with Gwendal was embarrassing enough.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should wed the one he's engaged to, or if he's engaged to both, the one he first agreed to marry. Even if that fiance happens to be an unbearably selfish loafer. *pained look as he thinks of how obnoxious Wolfram can be* One must uphold traditions, and never compromise one's honour, no matter how unpleasant the task may be...
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Disposing of your desk won't stop paperwork. I suggest you do the paperwork instead. *shakes his head, muttering to himself* Humans can be so strange.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Not only am I His Majesty's personal babysitter tutor and rabid fanboy advisor, but I'm also his protector, a mediator of peace, master swordsman (several of my former students are counted among Shin Makoku's finest!), accomplished magic user, recognised Saint (oh dear, I don't know how that happened), father, scholar, onetime supermodel, rose gardener... I bake delicious cookies, too.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
His Majesty surely wouldn't approve of bribery, nor do I. I would, however, be happy to share cookies with anyone who wants some.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. GvK
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. GvK
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. GvK
One day, marmalade will rule the world. GvK"