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oth_peyton in hogwarts_hocus

Fliers and Notices

Aug 08, 2006 17:44

Around the school, Peyton placed notices and fliers. These were charmed to fly in people's faces should they come in a 5 metre radius of it.

Hey. My names Peyton Sawyer and I recently signed up to do some artwork stuff for the newspaper. Comics and drawings and all that. Part of it will include drawing caricatures to go with interviews, you know? So ( Read more... )

jason todd, peyton, strong bad, newspaper, all school

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sbisawesome August 8 2006, 16:54:02 UTC

Dear Peyton Sawyer,

I would like to know more about your skills of an artist. Can you draw consummate V's?

Sincerely yours truly,
Homsar.

oth_peyton August 8 2006, 16:56:59 UTC

Homsar

Sorry, what?

Peyton

sbisawesome August 8 2006, 17:00:58 UTC

Dear Pey-Pey -- may I call you Pey-Pey? Or maybe Tonny?,

Consummate V's are an essential part of this balanced breakfast! You can't be a skilled artist without having them in your arsenal. Also you can't draw a dragon without 'em. Though maybe you could draw a guy with a big knife, and that would be cool.

Laters,
Strong Sad.

oth_peyton August 8 2006, 17:05:39 UTC

Pey-pey? Um... well Tonny is alright, at least it doesn't make me wanna barf. You know, like projectile vomitting from the absolute embarrassment of being called Pey-pey.

Right... um sure! Are you asking me to draw a guy with a big knife or something?

Wait... who the hell am I talking to?

Peyton

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redbutnotrobin August 8 2006, 22:55:44 UTC

Draw me, baby.

oth_peyton August 10 2006, 09:01:19 UTC

I'll get on it baybee.

Who is it I'm drawing?

redbutnotrobin August 10 2006, 10:58:50 UTC

Jason Todd, Gryffindor. The first dead Robin, currently going by 'Red Hood' and Blue Jay when the Batwhore won't shut up.

*written in neat script on a parchment tacked underneath one of Peyton's fliers* so_strong_sad August 10 2006, 05:16:09 UTC

Dear Mr. or Ms. Sawyer,

You're an artist? I love art. And crafts. And art b/w crafts. And calligraphy. And calligraphy on art. And calligraphy as art. And art as calligraphy. You probably aren't interested, but if you want someone to help you with the artwork for the newspaper, maybe I could draw some consummate V's for you.

Sincerely yours,
Strong Sad

Re: *written in neat script on a parchment tacked underneath one of Peyton's fliers* oth_peyton August 10 2006, 09:02:00 UTC

Have I not already spoken to you about some V's?

Peyton

Re: *written in neat script on a parchment tacked underneath one of Peyton's fliers* so_strong_sad August 10 2006, 09:09:53 UTC

I don't think so. I might've mentioned Coach Z to a couple of people, but not the consummate V's. I bring them up only in the context of art. Speaking of which, I also am good at chiaroscuro shading.

Strong Sad

toujours_sirius August 10 2006, 05:29:40 UTC

Peyton,

Your handwriting looks familiar. You wouldn't have happened to have sent me some sex toys, would you? I never did work out just who a certain anonymous owler was, and since you're an artist, and the person who sent the sex toys is an artist, I thought maybe it might be you.

I apologise for any inconvenience if I'm wrong.

Sirius Black

PS You don't still think my mate Remus is female, do you?

oth_peyton August 10 2006, 09:00:39 UTC

Mr Black

I'm totally embarrassed right now! Yeah, it was me. A girl will do anything when she's looking for a night where she'll get drunk and not remember the next day, you know? Anyway, I hope you enjoyed them.

And obviously there is no inconvenience 'cause you were, like, totally right.

Peyton

p.s. No, sorry. I didn't think he was female at all really. Ironically, it was me who was on their period. Okay, maybe not so ironically, I was moody, you know? I'm not saying you know! God no! You or your friend WOULD NOT know, because you are male.. very much male! Sorry.

toujours_sirius August 10 2006, 09:31:18 UTC

Peyton,

Please, call me Sirius. Mr Black is my dad, and he was quite the nasty one. No need to be embarrassed. I've had a number of those nights myself, although I can't say I was generous enough to buy anyone sex toys along the way. I did enjoy them, yes. You've got good taste in fun items for the bedroom.

And although I didn't recognise the subject of the picture, it was indeed nicely drawn.

Sirius

PS Well, that's good to know! If it makes you feel any better, men get moody, too, but we've nothing to blame it on but our own bad tempers. Things going better for you now?

oth_peyton August 10 2006, 09:35:54 UTC

Sirius

Sorry about calling you that! I'm sure you two are nothing like each other! Well, you've got to have good taste these days! Just being amazing at sex isn't good enough, you need an extra something something, you know?

And thanks.

Peyton

p.s. Is that why they treat girls like shit? And I'm still as lonely, horny and in need of a drink as I was before, but add not as tired onto the list, which is a good thing.

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Response by Raven nopower_overme August 25 2006, 22:50:01 UTC

Peyton,

I don't know if you remember me, but you were at my sorting - I sent you a signed record as a Sorting bribe? I saw you did not have many people signed up for your caricatures and I was curious if someone needed to do an interview to or if they could just sign up for your art sign-up? I saw caricatures done on the street back home, but never had one done for me and would like to volunteer if it's allowed.

Sincerely,
Sarah Williams