Application!
Current Application: Kujaku Mai
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? Mm, the only cheese I really go out of my way to eat is mozzarella, and that's only in italian food. Cheese, as a whole, is not a good habit to get into; it's fattening, makes your breath smell and can smell awful itself. However, whatever floats your boat, I always say. As long as you're not in the same boat as me and reeking some horrific cheese breath over me.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? Barney, most certainly. The reasoning is here:
Given: Barney = cute purple dinasaur
Show: Barney = evil
Proof:
u=v in Latin
Barney
= cute purple dinasaur
= cvte pvrple dinasavr
Take all the Roman numerals out
CVte pVrpLe DInasaVr
D=500, C=100, L=50, V=5, I=1
C + V + V + L + D + I + V
= 100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5
= 666
Which is, of course, the number of the Devil. I believe the abbreviation that mathematicians use is 'QED'. So, if I was let out with an axe and a license to kill without consequence? Barney would be down first, I assure you. ... Of course, the fact he also freaks the heck out of me is a problem.
3. What time is it where you are? Sometime between the time I got up and the time I'll go to bed. The time doesn't matter much, as long as there is still time to get things done.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Hrm. If I had to pick? Charlie Weasley, most likely; he sounds rather rakish, what with the dragons and all. Besides, I think I could easily find myself developing a soft spot for a redhead, as long as we never clashed. I would likely harrass him via means of gentle persuasion - by which I mean to say, I would flaunt it.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. While I'm only pushing for Slytherin because I know that Ryuuji will maim me if I don't - and yes, before it is asked, I do know him. In fact, I know him well, as he is my official best friend. Are there benefits? None of your business. - I should think of a truly witty name, to match the truly witty me. I would likely call my bar "My Office". Why? Because that's what how most refer to the bar, isn't it?
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. I would offer you diamonds, of course; what's better than a sparkly stone for persuasion purposes, after all? I know it would sway me to give a vote, for sure.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? Mm, the only cheese I really go out of my way to eat is mozzarella, and that's only in italian food. Cheese, as a whole, is not a good habit to get into; it's fattening, makes your breath smell and can smell awful itself. However, whatever floats your boat, I always say. As long as you're not in the same boat as me and reeking some horrific cheese breath over me.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? Barney, most certainly. The reasoning is here:
Given: Barney = cute purple dinasaur
Show: Barney = evil
Proof:
u=v in Latin
Barney
= cute purple dinasaur
= cvte pvrple dinasavr
Take all the Roman numerals out
CVte pVrpLe DInasaVr
D=500, C=100, L=50, V=5, I=1
C + V + V + L + D + I + V
= 100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5
= 666
Which is, of course, the number of the Devil. I believe the abbreviation that mathematicians use is 'QED'. So, if I was let out with an axe and a license to kill without consequence? Barney would be down first, I assure you. ... Of course, the fact he also freaks the heck out of me is a problem.
3. What time is it where you are? Sometime between the time I got up and the time I'll go to bed. The time doesn't matter much, as long as there is still time to get things done.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Hrm. If I had to pick? Charlie Weasley, most likely; he sounds rather rakish, what with the dragons and all. Besides, I think I could easily find myself developing a soft spot for a redhead, as long as we never clashed. I would likely harrass him via means of gentle persuasion - by which I mean to say, I would flaunt it.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. While I'm only pushing for Slytherin because I know that Ryuuji will maim me if I don't - and yes, before it is asked, I do know him. In fact, I know him well, as he is my official best friend. Are there benefits? None of your business. - I should think of a truly witty name, to match the truly witty me. I would likely call my bar "My Office". Why? Because that's what how most refer to the bar, isn't it?
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. I would offer you diamonds, of course; what's better than a sparkly stone for persuasion purposes, after all? I know it would sway me to give a vote, for sure.