The God of Love, Sex and Beauty is in the house.

[spiritoferos]

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[researcher42]

I quite like you. You're keeping things interesting, and isn't that just what it's all about?

Slytherin.

[spiritoferos]

Thank you, my hoopy frood. *tosses him the phial of 24 hours of immortality* May you always know where your towel is.

[ginevram]

Did I miss anyone? If so, I apologize, but you weren't even annoying enough to be worth remembering.

Are you suggesting my brothers aren't hot enough to be worth remembering?

[spiritoferos]

*considers* I suppose they are quite attractive, in their own way, but I'm a Greek god. Red hair's a little barbaric, or so I tend to find it. *unapologetic grin* Give me a couple of decades and I'll probably outgrow that prejudice.

*eyes her assessingly* And you, at least, have done me honor. That string of boyfriends was quite nicely handled, though you sholdn't have let your latest lover pull the 'tragic hero' act on you. Odysseus expected Penelope to wait ten years for him, after all - he should have had more faith in you. *tsks disapprovingly at Harry*

[ginevram]

Apologies your, um, Sexiness. I meant no offense. I was simply questioning whether you really thought them that beneath notice. Oh, and they're quite annoying, as well.

*blushes* I haven't let him do anything. But I've found it's best not to mention his name around here. Gets some people so riled up!

I haven't voted yet, have I? I think you belong in Gryffindor, really. While I don't suppose gods need courage, going about shooting arrows at people to make them fall in love, especially dressed the way you sometimes dress, would require courage if you happened to be one of us mere mortals.

*wonders if she's going to be required to attend chapel daily for each of the gods now present at the School and what havoc that will wreak on her class schedule.*

[oldoneofrlyeh]

(Sign: "... you could always decide we're various avatars of a singular ubergod, like Vishnu and give us connected multi-worship at once, hazzah. Except the manchild. He deserves to be tossed in a pit forever.")

[anthony_crowley]

Yeah, this is just what we need...

And what exactly are you offering to someone who is already immortal, twit?

[oldoneofrlyeh]

The air around him reeks of blatent unrefined manchild egotism. It's disgusting to me. This is exactly what we do not need.

[spiritoferos]

Picky, picky. Go off and bugger someone with those tentacles of yours, just like Ghastly wants you to.

((Link is decidedly non-worksafe, just to warn you. XD))

[oldoneofrlyeh]

These tentacles aren't for sex. I'm above such things. Despite the fact I HAVE TENTACLES. The Japanese aren't always right.

((I see.))

[dice_addict]

...*totally in shock at the other's prettiness*

The world just ended. Someone more beautiful than me actually EXISTS.

Hi. Wow. Okay.

I don't believe in you, but still, you seem cool and that's definitely a worthwhile bribe.

So, Slytherin for the ability to cause trouble?

[spiritoferos]

Ah, it's you. *pleased smile, pats Ryuuji's head gently* You do me much honor, even if you don't believe in me - the love and lust you inspire still go back to me, even if you don't intend them to.

*passes him the phial* Also, nice work with the serenading. That was fun to watch, and you have my whole-hearted endorsement.

[basilisk_lord1]

*readies the blowtorch*

[spiritoferos]

*tsks* You, on the other hand, need to be more open to love. Honestly. Only one sexual encounter in over fifty years of existence? Really, I suggest that you remedy that at once, and put away that little toy. *gestures at blowtorch disdainfully*

Re: Gryffindor

[spiritoferos]

It's too late for you.

Re: Gryffindor

[spiritoferos]

*slightly pitying look* You're already in love.