Gollum's Application
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheesssssse? What's cheeeesssse, precious? What's cheessssse, eh?
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Carrottop, precious? Carrottop is one of those filthy little hobbitzes! We kills them! We sneaks up on them, in the dark, and wrings their little necks!
3. What time is it where you are?
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
We had the precious, yessss, but the thieves, the filthy little thieves stole it from us!
Now we catches fish, we catches them in the dark, and we eats it raw and wriggling. Does kind master want some, precious?
Cheesssssse? What's cheeeesssse, precious? What's cheessssse, eh?
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Carrottop, precious? Carrottop is one of those filthy little hobbitzes! We kills them! We sneaks up on them, in the dark, and wrings their little necks!
3. What time is it where you are?
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
We had the precious, yessss, but the thieves, the filthy little thieves stole it from us!
Now we catches fish, we catches them in the dark, and we eats it raw and wriggling. Does kind master want some, precious?