Application for Gir
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? Uhh... I dunno... what cheese goes best with a sammich?
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? But Purpleman has the songs and the Veggieman has the big hair you can hide in!!
3. What time is it where you are? 1:00 Yes. Wait a minute. No. 2:30. WAITT... The big ... hand ... and the little ... thing...
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Wait... if Dumbledore came back to life then Voldemort would have an enemy so then Snape would have to kill him so then Voldemort wouldn't have an enemy- *implodes*
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. Wait... which one is Fred and which one is George?
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless. Umm... I can put stoofs in my head...
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. SALTED NUTS!!!! *shoots them out of brain*
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? But Purpleman has the songs and the Veggieman has the big hair you can hide in!!
3. What time is it where you are? 1:00 Yes. Wait a minute. No. 2:30. WAITT... The big ... hand ... and the little ... thing...
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Wait... if Dumbledore came back to life then Voldemort would have an enemy so then Snape would have to kill him so then Voldemort wouldn't have an enemy- *implodes*
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. Wait... which one is Fred and which one is George?
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless. Umm... I can put stoofs in my head...
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. SALTED NUTS!!!! *shoots them out of brain*