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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? NOT what's in the cafeteria. I think that stuff is made of rubber. A little unsettling. That's why I go with the steak.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? Do you have to only pick one? They're both awfully annoying. Although if I DO hear that "I Love You" song one more time, something big and purple may have to be forced onto something spiky.
3. What time is it where you are? I have no idea. My clock's been broken ever since I hit it with my ... "Ball of Doom" ... I believe Foreman's been calling it lately. He's just jealous. But hopefully it's time for lunch soon.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Sexual harassment's overrated. I like dealing with the verbal portion of it more often. Fun to play games with the stupid.
5. If you are pushing to be in: I'm not really "pushing" to be into anything. Whatever you think'll work ... fine.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. If you really want, I'll let you touch my cane.
You smell that? I sense innuendos in the wind...
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? Do you have to only pick one? They're both awfully annoying. Although if I DO hear that "I Love You" song one more time, something big and purple may have to be forced onto something spiky.
3. What time is it where you are? I have no idea. My clock's been broken ever since I hit it with my ... "Ball of Doom" ... I believe Foreman's been calling it lately. He's just jealous. But hopefully it's time for lunch soon.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Sexual harassment's overrated. I like dealing with the verbal portion of it more often. Fun to play games with the stupid.
5. If you are pushing to be in: I'm not really "pushing" to be into anything. Whatever you think'll work ... fine.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. If you really want, I'll let you touch my cane.
You smell that? I sense innuendos in the wind...