James Potter (Harry Potter - Book Series)
[[ETA: Warning - Graphic Language. Shouting. Drama.]]
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Smoked Highland Cheddar with a dash of whiskey. Five years at this school, up in the waste hills o Scotland and I can't get away from having come to like some of the local stuff.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Got no idea who or what those are, but killing things is the Dark Arts way. A Carrottop sounds like some sort of farmer's pest pixie. It doesn't take Dark Arts to get rid of those, just stun them and cart them off to a bog.
3. What time is it where you are?
Not quite sure. The sky's overcast after all, this is Scotland. Sometime near morning I should think.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass?How would you harass them?
Order of the Phoenix, that's like Slughorn's Slug Club? I never thought Dumbledore fancied a bit of student grooming. But I'd have to know who was in the club. Though, Lily probably would be. So I'll say I'd have my eye on her. Sexually harass sounds more like some bloke going starkers in a rain coat and that's not me at all.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
What... ?! I know Gryffs are brave, greek model of courage and all that. But tell me Fred and George are Winifred and Georgette. Cause a bloke can only marry a bird.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
A bribe? I go to this school. Walk into a room, walk out and suddenly I've got to apply all over again. And bribe people. Well, I can give broom lessons and dueling lessons and I may have one or two things hidden up my sleeve depending on what this version of Hogwarts is like.
(Not squib bait. But if he gets squibbed I shall cry, but understand)
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Smoked Highland Cheddar with a dash of whiskey. Five years at this school, up in the waste hills o Scotland and I can't get away from having come to like some of the local stuff.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Got no idea who or what those are, but killing things is the Dark Arts way. A Carrottop sounds like some sort of farmer's pest pixie. It doesn't take Dark Arts to get rid of those, just stun them and cart them off to a bog.
3. What time is it where you are?
Not quite sure. The sky's overcast after all, this is Scotland. Sometime near morning I should think.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass?How would you harass them?
Order of the Phoenix, that's like Slughorn's Slug Club? I never thought Dumbledore fancied a bit of student grooming. But I'd have to know who was in the club. Though, Lily probably would be. So I'll say I'd have my eye on her. Sexually harass sounds more like some bloke going starkers in a rain coat and that's not me at all.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
What... ?! I know Gryffs are brave, greek model of courage and all that. But tell me Fred and George are Winifred and Georgette. Cause a bloke can only marry a bird.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
A bribe? I go to this school. Walk into a room, walk out and suddenly I've got to apply all over again. And bribe people. Well, I can give broom lessons and dueling lessons and I may have one or two things hidden up my sleeve depending on what this version of Hogwarts is like.
(Not squib bait. But if he gets squibbed I shall cry, but understand)