Meg Griffin - Family Guy
(I hope she doesn't get squibbed.))
Current Application:
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? My favorite cheese? I'd have to say shredded cheddar, even though the only cheese I can ever find is that generic store brand.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?Carrottop. At least Barney's nice, and prop comedy is lame.
3. What time is it where you are? About 2am. It's the only time I can use the computer. Of course, the keyboard is sticky, but that's probably because Dad's always eating.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. I don't sexually harrass people anymore. The um, counseling session I had to attend taught me that was wrong. If it happens again, I go to jail.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
I don't know where to go, so I'll just answer them all.
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. I would call it the 'Green Fairy', you know, after absinthe. I heard in school that's what made Poe nuts. Like he needed help.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Um, who does he love? If he doesn't love either of them, he should pick who's hotter. Hotter always wins. *sigh*
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You might want to look into the paperless office. I saw a commercial for it, might be a good idea.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless. I've been an intern at the local news station, advertised for the school's lesbian club, and um, helped my family get out of the panic room after somebody tried to rob us. Oh, and I had a brief career as a recording star before losing my virginity to Jimmy Fallon. Ugh.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
My dad works at a brewery, when he does work. I could get beer. Lots of beer.
Current Application:
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? My favorite cheese? I'd have to say shredded cheddar, even though the only cheese I can ever find is that generic store brand.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?Carrottop. At least Barney's nice, and prop comedy is lame.
3. What time is it where you are? About 2am. It's the only time I can use the computer. Of course, the keyboard is sticky, but that's probably because Dad's always eating.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. I don't sexually harrass people anymore. The um, counseling session I had to attend taught me that was wrong. If it happens again, I go to jail.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
I don't know where to go, so I'll just answer them all.
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. I would call it the 'Green Fairy', you know, after absinthe. I heard in school that's what made Poe nuts. Like he needed help.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Um, who does he love? If he doesn't love either of them, he should pick who's hotter. Hotter always wins. *sigh*
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You might want to look into the paperless office. I saw a commercial for it, might be a good idea.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless. I've been an intern at the local news station, advertised for the school's lesbian club, and um, helped my family get out of the panic room after somebody tried to rob us. Oh, and I had a brief career as a recording star before losing my virginity to Jimmy Fallon. Ugh.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
My dad works at a brewery, when he does work. I could get beer. Lots of beer.