Well, well, well.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? I have to admit I've never really seen the appeal of cheese. I'm fonder of seafood really.
Any kind of seafood.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
First? I'd try to get them both at once. I get the feeling they both like to watch TV. So if I could get them to watch a certain nifty video together, that'd be that taken care of all in one tidy package.
3. What time is it where you are?
T minus seven days and counting... for someone, anyway. Oh, they do love my video! Everyone thinks it can't happen to them.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Now, that is an interesting question.
I can't say that I've given that sort of thing much thought. Although Tonks' morphing abilities are intruiging. I'll have to think about that some more.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Bartend? Is that some kind of water-related crack? That's not amusing. Not even a little amusing.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Marriage is pointless. It always ends in betrayal. Or death. Or death and betrayal. Which is what makes it so much fun to watch.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Perhaps the vengeful spirit of an overworked office clerk is haunting your desk and laughing at your dismay. I'm laughing already at the thought of it, actually.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Oh, I wouldn't say useless was the word.
Oh, all right. How about killing four people in three different places at once? And that's without confederates, toxins, or remotely-activated devices.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Wellll... I'm a rather gifted film-maker. How'd you like to be in my next video?
Cheese? I have to admit I've never really seen the appeal of cheese. I'm fonder of seafood really.
Any kind of seafood.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
First? I'd try to get them both at once. I get the feeling they both like to watch TV. So if I could get them to watch a certain nifty video together, that'd be that taken care of all in one tidy package.
3. What time is it where you are?
T minus seven days and counting... for someone, anyway. Oh, they do love my video! Everyone thinks it can't happen to them.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Now, that is an interesting question.
I can't say that I've given that sort of thing much thought. Although Tonks' morphing abilities are intruiging. I'll have to think about that some more.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Bartend? Is that some kind of water-related crack? That's not amusing. Not even a little amusing.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Marriage is pointless. It always ends in betrayal. Or death. Or death and betrayal. Which is what makes it so much fun to watch.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Perhaps the vengeful spirit of an overworked office clerk is haunting your desk and laughing at your dismay. I'm laughing already at the thought of it, actually.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Oh, I wouldn't say useless was the word.
Oh, all right. How about killing four people in three different places at once? And that's without confederates, toxins, or remotely-activated devices.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Wellll... I'm a rather gifted film-maker. How'd you like to be in my next video?