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Clive "The Street" Norton of Prime Suspect 5 (tv)
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese. Alright, I like games, I’ll play along: I like those ones wrapped in foil, in the little wheels. Melt in your mouth, don’t they? Can carry ‘em anywhere. Very practical.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
You don’t just go around killing people because they pick your arse, for Christ’s sake, you need some discernment! If you’re killing dinosaurs and bad comics for the ‘ell of it, you’re just a common thug, yeah? And common thugs get busted. It takes careful choices to get to the top, children, don’t forget that.
3. What time is it where you are?
I think it’s just about time to take me dogs for a walk. Maybe go visit Jane. Me girls really seem to like her.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I’ve got a bit of a thing for McGonagall, meself. Those ones with their knickers bunched up too tight in their - well, makes it that much better when they finally unwind, dunnit? You just get ‘em a bit flustered, tell ‘em you like that colour of robe on ‘em or how they’ve done their hair, yeah, and they’re all yours. Putty in your ‘ands, mate.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I don’t have time to be bartending anywhere, what with running a fucking city and all. How d’you bartend in the dark, anyway? Who goes to a pitch-black bar? Sounds very boring to me.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Marriage - now that is a crock of shite if I’ve ever heard’ve one. Complete bollocks. I say Harry finally uses a bit a’ that unearned fame to his advantage, yeah? Work some deals. Get in with the ones running the show. There’re much better ways to have people legally bound to you than fuckin’ marriage.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Well, clearly you don’t understand the concept of delegation, do you, brain trust?
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Oh, that’s cute. That’s real cute. The last person to call me useless wound up taking a swim in a pool with no water, if that helps - but it wasn’t nothing to do with me, see. I’ve just got very loyal friends. They come in pretty useful.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
A bribe - d’you have anyone in need of silencing? Hooked on any illicit substances? In trouble with the law? I can probably be of some assistance, mate. Just remember, you never met me.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese. Alright, I like games, I’ll play along: I like those ones wrapped in foil, in the little wheels. Melt in your mouth, don’t they? Can carry ‘em anywhere. Very practical.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
You don’t just go around killing people because they pick your arse, for Christ’s sake, you need some discernment! If you’re killing dinosaurs and bad comics for the ‘ell of it, you’re just a common thug, yeah? And common thugs get busted. It takes careful choices to get to the top, children, don’t forget that.
3. What time is it where you are?
I think it’s just about time to take me dogs for a walk. Maybe go visit Jane. Me girls really seem to like her.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I’ve got a bit of a thing for McGonagall, meself. Those ones with their knickers bunched up too tight in their - well, makes it that much better when they finally unwind, dunnit? You just get ‘em a bit flustered, tell ‘em you like that colour of robe on ‘em or how they’ve done their hair, yeah, and they’re all yours. Putty in your ‘ands, mate.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I don’t have time to be bartending anywhere, what with running a fucking city and all. How d’you bartend in the dark, anyway? Who goes to a pitch-black bar? Sounds very boring to me.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Marriage - now that is a crock of shite if I’ve ever heard’ve one. Complete bollocks. I say Harry finally uses a bit a’ that unearned fame to his advantage, yeah? Work some deals. Get in with the ones running the show. There’re much better ways to have people legally bound to you than fuckin’ marriage.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Well, clearly you don’t understand the concept of delegation, do you, brain trust?
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Oh, that’s cute. That’s real cute. The last person to call me useless wound up taking a swim in a pool with no water, if that helps - but it wasn’t nothing to do with me, see. I’ve just got very loyal friends. They come in pretty useful.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
A bribe - d’you have anyone in need of silencing? Hooked on any illicit substances? In trouble with the law? I can probably be of some assistance, mate. Just remember, you never met me.