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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Oh, I like any old kind. Just bung it on the table and I'm as h. as a c.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Steady on! I don't know those chaps but they can't be any worse than Gussie, Barmy, Oofy, Catsmeat, Tuppy, Bingo, or Stinker.
3. What time is it where you are?
Jeeves is coming in with the tray now so it must be precisely six.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
What a frightful question and quite against the code of the Woosters. I say, I'm beginning to feel rather like Lot's friends must have done when they dropped in for a quiet chat and their genial host began to criticize the Cities of the Plain.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Er, bit of a mix-up there I'm afraid. I'm sure you must have meant Harriet. Blokes can't marry other blokes no matter what that poet Johnnie says about the love that daren't speak out loud. But back to Harriet. In the end it doesn't matter whether she marries Fred or George. Girls like that will change their minds six times and mould their husbands into whatever they like anyhow.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I won the Scripture Knowledge prize in school. And I can play the piano smashingly.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
If you have any problems of any kind, my man Jeeves can solve them for you. I suspect it's the way his head sticks out in back. Regardless, confess all to Jeeves and in no time you'll find that God is in his Heaven and all is right with the world.
Oh, I like any old kind. Just bung it on the table and I'm as h. as a c.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Steady on! I don't know those chaps but they can't be any worse than Gussie, Barmy, Oofy, Catsmeat, Tuppy, Bingo, or Stinker.
3. What time is it where you are?
Jeeves is coming in with the tray now so it must be precisely six.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
What a frightful question and quite against the code of the Woosters. I say, I'm beginning to feel rather like Lot's friends must have done when they dropped in for a quiet chat and their genial host began to criticize the Cities of the Plain.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Er, bit of a mix-up there I'm afraid. I'm sure you must have meant Harriet. Blokes can't marry other blokes no matter what that poet Johnnie says about the love that daren't speak out loud. But back to Harriet. In the end it doesn't matter whether she marries Fred or George. Girls like that will change their minds six times and mould their husbands into whatever they like anyhow.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I won the Scripture Knowledge prize in school. And I can play the piano smashingly.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
If you have any problems of any kind, my man Jeeves can solve them for you. I suspect it's the way his head sticks out in back. Regardless, confess all to Jeeves and in no time you'll find that God is in his Heaven and all is right with the world.