Application: Gogo Yubari, Kill Bill
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I like chickama - although you can question whether that's really cheese. It's very easy to get a hold of, which is wonderful when I'm busy. I used to be busy quite often. I dislike being bored.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
*giggles* Oh, I could kill them both at the same time, if I wanted to. It would depend on how I felt.
3. What time is it where you are?
11.36 pm. Things have gotten so dull since I was killed. Before, when I was with my mistress, there were always things to do and places to go and people to kill. Now I have so little to do. It gets... frustrating.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sexually harass? That really does depend on how I feel. I've had trouble with this in the past; sometimes I change my mind. Sometimes it occurs to me that I'd much rather be doing the penetration - with a much more literal weapon. *giggles*
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
*expression darkens* The last bar I was in was the House of Blue Leaves. I'm not very fond of places like that anymore. And where's the fun in bartending? No honour, no challenge, no games. *predatory smile* I'd much rather be a bodyguard.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Why marry? He should choose the one that will provide the most sport.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Your inferiors don't respect you enough. Either you are too merciful, or weak, or foolish. You should show them why they should not send you paperwork unless it is very important. Otherwise they'll just keep doing it.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
*proudly* I was personal bodyguard of O-ren Ishii, head of the Tokyo Yakuza. I can speak and write in English and Chinese. I am more than skilled with the manriki, katana, crossbow and most guns.
And this is only what I know now. I won't be eighteen for another three months.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
I have some knives I'm willing to give up seeing as I'm not allowed to threaten you. I'm quite well off - O-Ren-Sama was very generous - maybe you would like some money?
In any case, I'd like to have lots of fun here.
I like chickama - although you can question whether that's really cheese. It's very easy to get a hold of, which is wonderful when I'm busy. I used to be busy quite often. I dislike being bored.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
*giggles* Oh, I could kill them both at the same time, if I wanted to. It would depend on how I felt.
3. What time is it where you are?
11.36 pm. Things have gotten so dull since I was killed. Before, when I was with my mistress, there were always things to do and places to go and people to kill. Now I have so little to do. It gets... frustrating.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sexually harass? That really does depend on how I feel. I've had trouble with this in the past; sometimes I change my mind. Sometimes it occurs to me that I'd much rather be doing the penetration - with a much more literal weapon. *giggles*
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
*expression darkens* The last bar I was in was the House of Blue Leaves. I'm not very fond of places like that anymore. And where's the fun in bartending? No honour, no challenge, no games. *predatory smile* I'd much rather be a bodyguard.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Why marry? He should choose the one that will provide the most sport.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Your inferiors don't respect you enough. Either you are too merciful, or weak, or foolish. You should show them why they should not send you paperwork unless it is very important. Otherwise they'll just keep doing it.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
*proudly* I was personal bodyguard of O-ren Ishii, head of the Tokyo Yakuza. I can speak and write in English and Chinese. I am more than skilled with the manriki, katana, crossbow and most guns.
And this is only what I know now. I won't be eighteen for another three months.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
I have some knives I'm willing to give up seeing as I'm not allowed to threaten you. I'm quite well off - O-Ren-Sama was very generous - maybe you would like some money?
In any case, I'd like to have lots of fun here.