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Current Application:
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I guess I like Romano cheese the most. It’s really nice, especially when it’s grated over Italian pasta. I don’t cook much because of work, but I usually have it when I go out for a meal.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney. During my stay on the island, after being attacked several times by huge creatures, I have developed phobia of large animals. This includes dinosaurs. Especially purple ones.
3. What time is it where you are?
My, mid-morning break, so eleven thirty-five. I have to begin rounds in ten minutes.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sirius Black. Definitely. I just find the whole rugged, run from the law type guys, endearing. Not that I like harassing people or anything, I’d just pick him if I had to choose.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Lets see. It’d be seedy, so how about “Down Under?”
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Fred. In med-school I had a friend of the same name who was really nice, so I‘m bias for that boy . If he loves George, then go for it, but I’d say Fred. I’m not a very mythological type guy, I think that fact stands on its own so no myth backups here I’m afraid.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
I got that all the time back in the hospital. It’s because you are seen as competent. Be less intelligent, and someone else will get it. It’s the way of the world.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I’m a damn good doctor, and I’m told that I’m a natural leader. I’m pretty good at surviving things, and helping others. I’m resourceful and am driven to help others. I don’t think that I’m useless. I also keep unnaturally calm in a crisis.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I’m a doctor, so I’m pretty rich too. I also seem to have some Vodka if anyone’s interested. I can help heal you, or if you’d prefer, torture people. I picked up a few things from Sayid.
If you’re in trouble I can heal you, and will go to any lengths to save you. Especially if you’re a rugged blond outlaw/conman. I also know a thing or two about flying, so I’d like to try out for this Quidditch, if you’re looking for players.