Sora (Kingdom Hearts II)
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I always kind of liked cheddar. But we don't have much cheese in Destiny Island so, I just make do.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Uh, those aren't some kind of Heartless are they? If not, then neither of them. The Heartless can be kind of tricky sometimes though. Hey, wait! They aren't Nobodies either right? If they are I would have to kill them, but if not then I wouldn't kill them.
3. What time is it where you are?
The sun's still up. Does that count as a time? I haven't really had to tell the time for a long time, and I keep changing worlds anyways so it's easier to just ask someone else.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
It would depend on who he loves. I mean you shouldn't do anything with someone you don't love, right?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I try to stay away from the darkness, it tends to be kind of scary. But maybe if I call it Riku he'll come and ask why his name is on the building. I've been looking for him for a long time.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Well, he could share a paopu with the one he loved the most and then he would be with him forever. That's what we do back home, and there's a legend that if you share the fruit you get to spend forever with the person you share it with.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
The Heartless are really bad for giving lots of problems. The Nobodies tend to do things like that though, they seem to be a bit smarter. The Nobodies are probably leaving the extra paperwork there.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I wield the keyblade, so I can kill both Heartless and Nobodies, and I'm the only one who can wield the keyblade other than King Mickey... and Riku but he disappeared. I also know lots of magic, and I can stop the Heartless and the Nobodies from entering the world.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
Oh, I have a gummi ship! The gummi ship can take you to other worlds and we can make pathways with the keyblade. Or, I can teach you some magic. I know some good curaga spells.