Application for Riku from Kingdom Hearts
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
*shrug* Parmesan? Next question.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Hmm... tough question. I guess "both at the same time" isn't an option, huh? I'd have to go with Carrottop then.
3. What time is it where you are?
*squints and looks at the sky* Half past 2, maybe 3.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I'm going to have to go with the ever popular Tonks here.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"The Door to Light." Or maybe "The Door to Darkness." Kinda depends on my mood, I guess.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
They're both exactly the same, so I say go for both. At the same time. Live it up, I say.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
It comes from darkness. *cough* I mean, you should try and be more organized.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I can fight pretty well, but I guess that's not very "special" here. *scoff*
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I have... *digs around* Ice Cream?
Oh, hey, I know, I can get you an audience with King Mickey. There you go. Or maybe you're more into a day at the beach? I can hook you up with that too. Hope you don't mind tent camping.