1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
CHEESE? Why, cruel world! *sobs* Don't you know that gelatin is the king among foods? The cream of the crop? The best breakfast, lunch, and dinner COMBINED?! Everybody loves gelatin!! (Don't you? Please say yes. Pleeeeease. Anybody? Hello? Is anybody there?)
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Well, if I was still leader of the Hair Hunters' A-Block, I would have to say Carrottop. He has too much hair, and would have to be shaved bald. But I'm one-hundred percent behind Bo-bobo now, fighting for the freedom and peace of hair everywhere! (He's not around here, is he? 'Cause, y'know...)
3. What time is it where you are?
Time to eat gelatin!!!!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
*with fake eyelashes and lipstick* La, sirrah, what a horrible thing to ask a young lady! You ought to be ashamed of yourself! *slap*
5. If you are pushing to be in:
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I'm not useless! It's just that... that... it's just... *sobs loudly* Nobody will buy me! I sat in the supermarket for weeks and weeks, I even marked myself down to 10 yen! And still, nobody would buy me! Why is the world so cruel?!! It's only because I got fired from there that I went evil and joined the Hair Hunters!!! IT'S NOT MY FAAAAAAULT!!!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
o/~ I have delicious jelly~ o/~ *jiggles enticingly*