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Application: Shibuya Yuuri [Kyou Kara Maou]
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Actually, I really don't like cheese much at all. It smells weird, and has all kinds of crazy textures going on. And some of it's moldy! I might be Japanese, but that doesn't mean I'll eat just anything! I don't even like cheese-cake.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Killing is totally unnecessary! I'm sure there are ways that we can reconcile our differences with Barney-san and Carrottop-san. We simply have to sit down and determine what motivates each of them; if we can reach a compromimse we absolutely should. Life is precious, and shouldn't just be thrown away because we don't like someone or what they do.
3. What time is it where you are?
You know, I have no idea. ;_; Shin Makoku is so confusing. Sometimes I'll be minding my own business at home and brushing my teeth before bed and I'll get pulled down the drain and wind up in a puddle sometime mid-morning! I guess I can't really call it being jet-lagged, though. Drain-lagged, maybe.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Er, is the Order of the Phoenix another mazoku group? Or are they a human organization? Are they an alliance between the two? If they were an alliance, I think it would be best. I don't know who the members are! I, er, don't really have interest in sexually harassing anyone, though. I mean, that sort of thing is really intimate, and it should be personal and done with someone special and close to your heart! I guess I wouldn't molest anyone. The trend in Shin Makoku seems to be that I am the one getting molested and shoved into dresses and engaged to people against my will, anyway.
Er, can I opt out? I couldn't opt out of this crazy Maou business too, could I?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
HOW IS A PERSON SUPPOSED TO BARTEND IN THE DARK?! They'd trip over things and never be able to find the right bottles. That would be really dangerous. Uh, I'm not good at this whole, clever-witty-names-thing. I'm good at puns, sometimes. I guess if I was going to bartend, in a bar, in the dark, I'd be in kind of a bad situation anyway. Nodo, I think? Or maybe Devil's Drink. But isn't that terribly ominous? I wouldn't want people to think it's a dangerous place. . . .
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I don't know much about mythology, but I sure know that choosing between brothers is difficult. Uh, I think it would be best if he picked one who didn't insult his mother because no one should EVER SPEAK POORLY OF ANYONE ELSE'S MOTHER. Mothers are amazing, wonderful people. I think that in the end, Harry should chose whoever is the closest to him, who he knows will be there for him in emergencies. Someone with a sense of humor, and definately someone who won't misunderstand any troublesome situations that he might get himself into.
Misunderstandings are like home-wreckers!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You must have a job in politics. The paperwork never ends. ;_; Fire Gunther. Maybe you should get an assistant who knows how to work through all the papers? Gwendal is very good at paperwork.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Nobody is useless! Everyone has some sort of talent. It's just a matter of giving a person the opportunity to shine! I love sports. I'm good at baseball, and I'm not a very good pitcher, but I'm a good catcher and I'm good in the outfield. I am an okay batter - defiantely good enough to make the athletic clubs after school! I'm pretty okay at talking to people, too, and trying to figure out the reasoning behind someone's actions (no matter how crazy they seem). I think I'm a good person. That can't be useless! And, they say I'm the king of the demons, but, it's not like I have super-cool magic or anything. Just this sword that groans all the time and tries to eat people.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Do one of you want my sword that groans all the time?
Well, I can't really give that away, actually, it could cause a lot of trouble. But my mom makes really really amazing okonomiyaki and home-made okonomiyaki is one of the best things in the world. I have a kind of ugly-cute knitted plush bumblebee-Wolfram that Gwendal made for me, that I probably shouldn't give away, but if somebody wanted it, I could.
Does anyone want to learn Japanese? Or the language of Shin Makoku? And then there's Annissina's inventions. Some of them are pretty useful but all of them need a little work. What do people need? It seems silly to offer things when you don't know if anybody will need them. What makes the most sense is finding out what people need and want, and then doing your best to get it for them! That way, everybody's happy and you don't waste budget time or energy!
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Actually, I really don't like cheese much at all. It smells weird, and has all kinds of crazy textures going on. And some of it's moldy! I might be Japanese, but that doesn't mean I'll eat just anything! I don't even like cheese-cake.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Killing is totally unnecessary! I'm sure there are ways that we can reconcile our differences with Barney-san and Carrottop-san. We simply have to sit down and determine what motivates each of them; if we can reach a compromimse we absolutely should. Life is precious, and shouldn't just be thrown away because we don't like someone or what they do.
3. What time is it where you are?
You know, I have no idea. ;_; Shin Makoku is so confusing. Sometimes I'll be minding my own business at home and brushing my teeth before bed and I'll get pulled down the drain and wind up in a puddle sometime mid-morning! I guess I can't really call it being jet-lagged, though. Drain-lagged, maybe.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Er, is the Order of the Phoenix another mazoku group? Or are they a human organization? Are they an alliance between the two? If they were an alliance, I think it would be best. I don't know who the members are! I, er, don't really have interest in sexually harassing anyone, though. I mean, that sort of thing is really intimate, and it should be personal and done with someone special and close to your heart! I guess I wouldn't molest anyone. The trend in Shin Makoku seems to be that I am the one getting molested and shoved into dresses and engaged to people against my will, anyway.
Er, can I opt out? I couldn't opt out of this crazy Maou business too, could I?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
HOW IS A PERSON SUPPOSED TO BARTEND IN THE DARK?! They'd trip over things and never be able to find the right bottles. That would be really dangerous. Uh, I'm not good at this whole, clever-witty-names-thing. I'm good at puns, sometimes. I guess if I was going to bartend, in a bar, in the dark, I'd be in kind of a bad situation anyway. Nodo, I think? Or maybe Devil's Drink. But isn't that terribly ominous? I wouldn't want people to think it's a dangerous place. . . .
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I don't know much about mythology, but I sure know that choosing between brothers is difficult. Uh, I think it would be best if he picked one who didn't insult his mother because no one should EVER SPEAK POORLY OF ANYONE ELSE'S MOTHER. Mothers are amazing, wonderful people. I think that in the end, Harry should chose whoever is the closest to him, who he knows will be there for him in emergencies. Someone with a sense of humor, and definately someone who won't misunderstand any troublesome situations that he might get himself into.
Misunderstandings are like home-wreckers!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You must have a job in politics. The paperwork never ends. ;_; Fire Gunther. Maybe you should get an assistant who knows how to work through all the papers? Gwendal is very good at paperwork.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Nobody is useless! Everyone has some sort of talent. It's just a matter of giving a person the opportunity to shine! I love sports. I'm good at baseball, and I'm not a very good pitcher, but I'm a good catcher and I'm good in the outfield. I am an okay batter - defiantely good enough to make the athletic clubs after school! I'm pretty okay at talking to people, too, and trying to figure out the reasoning behind someone's actions (no matter how crazy they seem). I think I'm a good person. That can't be useless! And, they say I'm the king of the demons, but, it's not like I have super-cool magic or anything. Just this sword that groans all the time and tries to eat people.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Do one of you want my sword that groans all the time?
Well, I can't really give that away, actually, it could cause a lot of trouble. But my mom makes really really amazing okonomiyaki and home-made okonomiyaki is one of the best things in the world. I have a kind of ugly-cute knitted plush bumblebee-Wolfram that Gwendal made for me, that I probably shouldn't give away, but if somebody wanted it, I could.
Does anyone want to learn Japanese? Or the language of Shin Makoku? And then there's Annissina's inventions. Some of them are pretty useful but all of them need a little work. What do people need? It seems silly to offer things when you don't know if anybody will need them. What makes the most sense is finding out what people need and want, and then doing your best to get it for them! That way, everybody's happy and you don't waste budget time or energy!