Comments | hogwarts_hocus: Could it be ... Morfin is literate enough to send owls?!

mightymorfin in hogwarts_hocus

Could it be ... Morfin is literate enough to send owls?!

Apr 06, 2006 22:46

victor mancha, sorting hat, owl, morfin gaunt

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lonelyborg April 7 2006, 06:41:59 UTC

*sent back using the same owl used by Morfin... only with 'modifications'. Its chest has been outfitted with a small anti-gravity unit, and its right eye now glows red. It flutters it's wings ineffectively and frustratedly, gently levitating over.*

Species: 5618
Unit: Morfin Jones

We are pleased.

- 3 of 17

*attatched is small metal package filled with these.*

mightymorfin April 7 2006, 07:09:49 UTC

Dear Mr. 3 Borg,

My new owl is noisy. Should I put some motor oil on him or something?

Thank you for the plastic numbers! Soon I'll be into the hundreds!

Your friend,
Morfin

ugly_old_hat April 8 2006, 01:21:45 UTC

Dear Mr. GauntJones,

I'm delighted to see that you're doing well and haven't forgotten your promise. I do, in fact, have such a list. However, I'm afraid that it is usually required that the person being helped actually desire to be helped in order for improvement to occur. You yourself are perhaps the best example of this! I would suggest starting with the flyers. You may find that some of our memebers are willing to attend, and others are inclined to encourage their friends who need help to do so.

Sincerely,
The Sorting Hat

joachim_armster April 8 2006, 04:53:05 UTC

((XD I love how the Hat thinks the entire school could use 'help'.))

ugly_old_hat April 8 2006, 05:15:34 UTC

(( ;) Oh, yes! The Hat has been in everyone's heads and it knows they need "help"! Of course, it it had a head that could be gotten into, it would probably be obvious the Hat could use some "help," as well!))