Ready for a Jayne polar opposite?! Magenta, from Rocky Horror
((Haha, wow - I suck at this. I just wanted a break from Jayne...))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese is a poor stand-in for human blood! *wicked grin* I'm just kidding. That's Riff's thing.
.2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Both sound incompetent... Are we allowed to choose two?
3. What time is it where you are?
Time is not of the essence. Buttt maybe it's.... DINNER TIME! *gong* *laughs hysterically*
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sirius Black is simply DREAMY. I want to ... *mockingly* touch-a touch-a all over him.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Oh, I don't know.. *snaps* Magenta's Horror Show! It's got a ring to it.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Time warp. Hello. What else could it possibly be? Imagine. Somebody goes back in time... and replaces all of the papers.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless. How does one prove they are not useless? *face* It's always going to seem so to somebody. *waves hand*
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I could bestow anything. ANYTHING you wanted! So long as it is all right with Master...
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese is a poor stand-in for human blood! *wicked grin* I'm just kidding. That's Riff's thing.
.2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Both sound incompetent... Are we allowed to choose two?
3. What time is it where you are?
Time is not of the essence. Buttt maybe it's.... DINNER TIME! *gong* *laughs hysterically*
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sirius Black is simply DREAMY. I want to ... *mockingly* touch-a touch-a all over him.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Oh, I don't know.. *snaps* Magenta's Horror Show! It's got a ring to it.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Time warp. Hello. What else could it possibly be? Imagine. Somebody goes back in time... and replaces all of the papers.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless. How does one prove they are not useless? *face* It's always going to seem so to somebody. *waves hand*
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I could bestow anything. ANYTHING you wanted! So long as it is all right with Master...