Cedric is back!
*A decomposing Cedric Diggory lurches up. His clothes are torn and covered with dirt. One eye is gone and the hole is filled with maggots. Bits of him are falling off, he looks really dead. He is carrying a sack.*
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Brain Cheeseee!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney has more brains…. Mmmmmm brains…
3. What time is it where you are?
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I want Chooooooo!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Play quidditch! raises broom in decaying arms.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Uggggghh…..* reaches into the sack pulls out a handful of maggots. A wrinkled magic picture of Cho flashing her breasts and a half-eaten brain. *
((Created purely for Squibbing purposes, have fun.))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Brain Cheeseee!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney has more brains…. Mmmmmm brains…
3. What time is it where you are?
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I want Chooooooo!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Play quidditch! raises broom in decaying arms.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Uggggghh…..* reaches into the sack pulls out a handful of maggots. A wrinkled magic picture of Cho flashing her breasts and a half-eaten brain. *
((Created purely for Squibbing purposes, have fun.))