This has to be one of the stupidest things he's ever done. It's nighttime, the water is no doubt freezing, and he's tanked to the gills. Oh, fuck it, he thinks. You only live once
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Following Remus outside, Crowley had to laugh when he saw the man jump into the lake. Willing himself to not feel the cold because there was nothing he hated more, Crowley calmly removed his clothing, and having no problems with modesty (he knew he was exceptionally fit and good looking), he dived gracefully into the water.
Psyche was blushing deeply, but the moonlight diffused color and made her look like...well, a marble statue of herself. She couldn't quite believe she was doing this, but after a long intake of breath she unpinned her chiton, let it fall, and stood naked by the shore. Then, covering her face and laughing, she ran splashing into the lake.
Demons saw extremely well in the dark and Crowley noticed Snape slide noiselessly into the lake. Thinking that the man might turn out to be a more interesting companion without the influence of others, he swam over and as neutrally and non-threateningly as possible said, "Snape. Join us?" After all, bastards had to stick together.
"Oh, lighten up, Snape," said Crowley as he splashed him with water. "This is supposed to be fun." He grinned at the scowling figure. "You want revenge? You'll have to catch me first." And he swam off quickly, but not too quickly.
"Well, wouldn't want to be a rotten what-the-hell-ever egg," said Logan to himself, watching as two, count 'em, two of the school's faculty jumped naked into the frigid-looking lake. He'd brought out a bottle of bourbon and his cell phone with him; the former he set at his feet as he undressed, and the latter--after making sure he got at least one good blackmail shot of the suddenly young Lupin frolicking in the water--he placed strategically on a convenient tree branch, and set to record digital video. It was just as well he got it balanced properly before he saw Psyche, nude, stepping out of the dress-thing she'd been wearing, because that sight fused a couple synapses in his brain. After a moment to recover, Logan laughed a little breathlessly, picked up the bottle, and swaggered out into the water.
Logan was just taking a swig of bourbon when the pebble clipped him lightly on the ear. He choked, and after a moment's spluttering (90 proof alcohol is not pleasant to get up your nose), turned around and, seeing Kira, summoned up his best evil glower. "You, my friend, have committed one of the Classic Blunders."
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((I'm entirely in agreement. :D))
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