Schnitzel Delivery Boy from the Dracula: the Series show
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
The best kind of cheese is schnitzel cheese!
Bread cutlets with a mixture of 1 cup bread crumbs and 1 cup grated Parmesan cheese instead of 2 cups bread crumbs. While cutlets are cooking on second side in skillet, place 1 thin slice of Emmentaler cheese over top of each cutlet, then sprinkle a little chopped fresh parsley or ground sweet paprika over cheese.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Carrottop gypped me a tip so I think I'll kill him. Take his wallet with a side of schnitzel! Ha ha!
3. What time is it where you are?
Just in time for some hot and steamy schnitzel! Luckily, I delivered it right on time!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Dumbledore? I think he gypped me as well. Can't trust those old guys. Gustav normally tips fine, but the last time I went to his place, I ended up as dust! Which I guess I deserved since I was, what, a day late?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Schnapps & Schnitzel! All Schnitzel, all the time!
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should end up with both! They can have threesomes, putting schnitzel all over their hot, young bodies.
If that doesn't work, he should go with the one with the shortest shorts.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Looks like you can use a break! Order some hot and steamy schnitzel and soon, your paperwork troubles will be forgotten!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I can deliver your schnitzel in only half an hour! Provided you live in my work area code. I managed to deliver schnitzel even though I was bitten by a deranged vampire and turned into a mindless zombie. Even stuck around for the tip when the big, rusting cross zapperoonied me into dust.
Then I came back and got my old job back since no one else wanted it. Still dead but still delivering!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I've got schnitzel! Hope you guys leave a tip. Got weiner schnitzel, cheese schnitzel, beef schnitzel, chicken schnitzel..
Or I can get you a neat pair of shorts like the ones I wear! If you're really nice to me, I can get you a sweatshirt like mine that says HOT & STEAMY! Who wouldn't want one of those?