Application for Rukia Kuchiki
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Anything but that canned stuff! ...Mostly because I can't figure out how the can is supposed to work. You push the button and squeezy cheese comes out? What button? I don't get it...
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Carrottop is annoying, but Barney is outright evil and looks like some kind of grotesque, otherworldly Hollow. So Barney.
3. What time is it where you are?
12:10 P.M.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
Sexually harrass?! That's disgusting! Getting to know Remus Lupin might not be so bad, really, but I'm not going to "sexually harrass" anybody!
...Any comments about how I'm too short to sexually harrass people will be met with your very timely death. Understood?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Black Butterfly.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He should marry whoever he loves, of course. Although it's not always that simple, is it? He could very well have feelings for both of them. Or perhaps his duty interferes with his having romantic relationships at all...
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Do you want help with that? It looks like you're a bit overwhelmed.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"Useless." I... I...
I'm a shinigami. I know kido and demon magic. Oh, and I'm a good actress. ^_~ I hope that means something to you.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I really shouldn't do this. I could get in even more trouble. But I guess if you need someone's memory modified, I could do it for you. But only once. It really isn't meant to be used that way, you know.
Anything but that canned stuff! ...Mostly because I can't figure out how the can is supposed to work. You push the button and squeezy cheese comes out? What button? I don't get it...
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Carrottop is annoying, but Barney is outright evil and looks like some kind of grotesque, otherworldly Hollow. So Barney.
3. What time is it where you are?
12:10 P.M.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
Sexually harrass?! That's disgusting! Getting to know Remus Lupin might not be so bad, really, but I'm not going to "sexually harrass" anybody!
...Any comments about how I'm too short to sexually harrass people will be met with your very timely death. Understood?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Black Butterfly.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He should marry whoever he loves, of course. Although it's not always that simple, is it? He could very well have feelings for both of them. Or perhaps his duty interferes with his having romantic relationships at all...
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Do you want help with that? It looks like you're a bit overwhelmed.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"Useless." I... I...
I'm a shinigami. I know kido and demon magic. Oh, and I'm a good actress. ^_~ I hope that means something to you.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I really shouldn't do this. I could get in even more trouble. But I guess if you need someone's memory modified, I could do it for you. But only once. It really isn't meant to be used that way, you know.