Ronald Weasley, Potter Puppet Pals
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese! YAAAAAY! I LOVE CHEESE! Dumbledore gives me cheese and I like it very much! It tastes funny and he snickers. Laughter is fun. Yay!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Oh no! What will I do? Wait a minute! I’ve got a PLAN!
…
*Comes back in with a flamethrower and shoots a stream of fire in the air* Hurray! Yeah! Kill them all! Weee! Bother Bother Bother!
3. What time is it where you are?
Not naked time! NOT NAKED TIME!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
I love Harry! And I would fondle him! FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE!
Wooo, that was fun!
Again!
FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE...!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Drunken Bother Bother Bother! Weeee!
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry is not gay for Fred and George! He is only gay for me! BOOooooooooooo! *Runs away. Comes back wearing a white veil* Boo!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Desikus Explodicus! *An BOOM is heard as a nearby desk explodes* Hurray!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Snape LOVES me! And I love Harry. And I have PLANS. I helped defeat Lord Voldemort! My favorite part was when he stopped moving.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Hogwarts is so much fun! I love to play in Hogwarts! I will show you the Easter Egg which will allow you to ~follow the butterflies, follow the butterflies, la la la la la la!~ and I keep my trunk full of extra H&K G36s! Yaaaaaaay!
Cheese! YAAAAAY! I LOVE CHEESE! Dumbledore gives me cheese and I like it very much! It tastes funny and he snickers. Laughter is fun. Yay!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Oh no! What will I do? Wait a minute! I’ve got a PLAN!
…
*Comes back in with a flamethrower and shoots a stream of fire in the air* Hurray! Yeah! Kill them all! Weee! Bother Bother Bother!
3. What time is it where you are?
Not naked time! NOT NAKED TIME!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
I love Harry! And I would fondle him! FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE!
Wooo, that was fun!
Again!
FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE...!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Drunken Bother Bother Bother! Weeee!
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry is not gay for Fred and George! He is only gay for me! BOOooooooooooo! *Runs away. Comes back wearing a white veil* Boo!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Desikus Explodicus! *An BOOM is heard as a nearby desk explodes* Hurray!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Snape LOVES me! And I love Harry. And I have PLANS. I helped defeat Lord Voldemort! My favorite part was when he stopped moving.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Hogwarts is so much fun! I love to play in Hogwarts! I will show you the Easter Egg which will allow you to ~follow the butterflies, follow the butterflies, la la la la la la!~ and I keep my trunk full of extra H&K G36s! Yaaaaaaay!