Rowena Ravenclaw, Harry Potter Fandom
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I confess to a fondness for smoked Gouda. It pairs well with apples and crackers for a simple, healthy meal.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Both are detrimental to our children's education, but Barney more explicitly so. Therefore, if it were quite necessary, I would choose him.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time to get to work.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
This is certainly not a subject we should be encouraging in our pupils. Harassment at any level is unacceptable. That said, I do believe that Professor Lupin may be a kindred spirit.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I'm constantly disposing of it.
You are clearly disposing of it improperly. If you took the time to complete your work accurately and in detail it would not return to you.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I can offer only the gift of education. I would be glad to tutor any interested student in any class they may be struggling with. Barring that, I have a number of ancient textbooks that some of you might find interesting.