Merope Gaunt; Harry Potter fandom
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Before I met Tom, my father only allowed me the smallest bits of food from the table. I don't know what the name of it was. Tom treated me to a fancy restaurant once. We had pasta and there was parmesan on the sauce, it was heaven.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
There was only one Muggle I liked, one that I was able to get near. Since a talking, living, and breathing dinosaur could only be classified as a dark creature, I would do away with Carrottop with a killing curse.
3. What time is it where you are?
The clock in London was my only means of telling time after Tom left... it's almost eight in the evening.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I'm afraid I don't know the Order of the Phoenix. Isn't Albus Dumbledore a teacher at Hogwarts?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
My father would want me to be in Slytherin. I think he might be proud, being the last descendants of Salazar Slytherin.
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Seven Stars
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He should marry whomever he loves.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Forgive me - I'll get right to that. Father always said I was lazy. *starts immediately clearing the desk*
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
...Father says I am. I do the cooking and cleaning, though. And I managed to keep my unborn baby healthy even after Tom left me.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I already sold Slytherin's locket. I'm afraid I don't have much. I have a small bit of money left and my blood, which is pure with the Slytherin line. It must have a few magical properties, right? I have... I have my hair! It's a little stringy still, but clean. Tom loved it, but you can have it if you'd like. It's almost to my waist.