Vincent Valentine - Final Fantasy VII
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I like ricotta salata, a sheep's milk cheese. Because of both the flavour and texture. It's good with wine.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Neither. They've done nothing to me. What would senseless murder achieve?
3. What time is it where you are?
The sun is high... near midday is my guess.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I'm not inclined to sexually harass anyone, no matter what form I take. I'm afraid I can't answer.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Basement.
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B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I'm sure Harry is capable of making his own decisions. He shouldn't allow others to dictate how he is to live. The same could be said for Fred and George also.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
An institution such as this one is bound to have a lot of paperwork. This shouldn't be a surprise. You need more underlings if you are unable to handle everything yourself.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I've helped save the planet. Does that count? Since that's commonplace around here, I suppose not. I'm also a good marksman.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Materia has been offered twice already, so that's probably out. Want a chocobo? Ever since feeding them those "special" greens, they've been multiplying like rabbits...
I like ricotta salata, a sheep's milk cheese. Because of both the flavour and texture. It's good with wine.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Neither. They've done nothing to me. What would senseless murder achieve?
3. What time is it where you are?
The sun is high... near midday is my guess.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I'm not inclined to sexually harass anyone, no matter what form I take. I'm afraid I can't answer.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Basement.
:(
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I'm sure Harry is capable of making his own decisions. He shouldn't allow others to dictate how he is to live. The same could be said for Fred and George also.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
An institution such as this one is bound to have a lot of paperwork. This shouldn't be a surprise. You need more underlings if you are unable to handle everything yourself.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I've helped save the planet. Does that count? Since that's commonplace around here, I suppose not. I'm also a good marksman.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Materia has been offered twice already, so that's probably out. Want a chocobo? Ever since feeding them those "special" greens, they've been multiplying like rabbits...