the professor makes his move

[conriocht]

Greetings, friends and enemies.

Comments

[sharpest_pike]

You seem clever enough to be in Ravenclaw, but I think Slytherin would suit you better.

[conriocht]

Is that really you in your icon? "High-shouldered to a degree little short of malformation, slender and adroit of limb and frame, his eyes close-set and the colour of dried blood." Hmm...

[sharpest_pike]

Amazing what a difference a well-tailored wardrobe makes, isn't it?

I rather like my eyes. They've always served me well, after all.

[OOC- book-canon love!]

[conriocht]

Nice boots.

[nekotheinsane]

Hmm...Not a slytherin. Not really a Gryffindor either. Maybe a Ravenclaw, or a hufflepuff
The essay-like answers would place you in Ravenclaw

Hmm... Hufflepuff. I think you'd cause the most amusement there fit in there.
Besides, Passive-Agressive people annoy me.

[conriocht]

I seem to recall you were rather on the passive-aggressive side yourself, Miss Parkinson. How did you do on your OWLs?

[nekotheinsane]

I did absolutely spiffing professor. No thanks to you.

[nekotheinsane]

Congratulations. Really.

[theladyinshadow]

I think you are a Slytherin. Clever enough to be a Ravenclaw to be sure, but you have that certain...Je 'ne sais quoi that makes a good Slytherin despite the fact that you have no money, no pureblood lineage and no social standing.

Though, your choice of cheese makes me wonder...

Slytherin I'd say.

[conriocht]

Yes, my social standing is in negative triple digits right now.

Please recall that a certain old schoolmate of mine is in Slytherin, and might object rather strongly to my placement there, despite our frequent pairing in slashfic.

[theladyinshadow]

Thats part of why I want you there. The drama you'd create would be amusing. Though, in hufflepuff you'd be entertaining as well.

Either way. Slytherin. You don't have the joie de vivre that most hufflepuffs have.

[lucifer_tiamat]

Hufflepuff. Chances are you were pushing for Ravenclaw given your formulaic answers and overly long explanations. I think I prefer you in Hufflepuff only because I still believe you to be useless. Anyone can recite poetry and your passive-aggressive stance leaves much to be desired.

[conriocht]

Ah, Lucius. I may be poor, "usesless," and well-read (heaven forfend), but at least I'm not in Azkaban.

[lucifer_tiamat]

Being well-read is hardly an insult, Lupin, nor did I mean it as such. I do believe anyone can be well-read assuming they have a long enough attention span. As for your last remark, I was given my walking papers. Do you really think they would allow for these journals to be handed out in there? Amusingly enough, I didn't mention your financial status in my original comment. You seem to be on the defensive. Whatever for?

[conriocht]

I was merely forestalling the inevitable gibe, given your fixation on the subject (viz: Arthur Weasley). I'm glad to see you've been given your walking papers, and I hope Draco isn't still upset about the failing grade I gave him on his Redcap essay.

[waste_lock]

You talk slippery. And you can take your sexual favors elsewhere, thank you so very much. Some of us aren't ruled by their goddamn GLANDS, you know.

For some reason you seem a little familiar. Did you used to wear glasses?

[conriocht]

I give what I have to give, "Nny." Some fan artists have depicted me as bespectacled, but I assure you my eyesight is quite normal.

[waste_lock]

WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BE SNOTTY ABOUT MY NAME!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!??

I try to be POLITE. I try to CONTROL MYSELF. But of course people like you can't help but seize on ANY LITTLE THING that they percive as a DEVIATION from their PRECIOUS IDEA OF WHAT IS "NORMAL" and RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If what you have to "give" is MOCKERY, you can go rot in Slytherin for all I care. I'm sure they'll love you.

[theladyinshadow]

Normal is an abstract created by blonde ditzes wearing capri's *grins*