I'm Lucca (Chrono Trigger). Nice to meet you.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Not much of a cheese fan, though they had this really good cream cheese with chives at the Millenial Fair. It was the last good, sanitary food I had for DAYS of local time.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney. Carrottop is just an annoyance, but Barney's very existance threatens the intelligence of future generations. Trust me on this.
3. What time is it where you are?
12:39, Febuary 21, 1000 AD.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
From his past behavior, Albus wouldn't 'harrass' anyone, no matter how fond of them he'd be. If I were in Albus' body, I guess I'd like Remus, but I wouldn't 'harrass' him either. I'd be a perfect lady. I mean gentleman.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I'm not good with mythology or legends. But Harry should marry whoever he's both in love with and compatible with.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Well, with new students arriving all the time, that theoretically means more homework gets completed all the time and delivered to your desk. May I suggest hiring an assistant or two to carry the workload? Or a paper shredder if you're feeling vicious.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I can find and refine dreamstone, build teleportation beam booths, repair robots, and built a device for opening "gates" to another era, which I call a "Gate Key."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Anyone interested in teleportation booths? Please remove all jewlery before stepping onboard, as they tend to make the fabric of time behave... strangely. That or some spare Dreamstone shards.
Not much of a cheese fan, though they had this really good cream cheese with chives at the Millenial Fair. It was the last good, sanitary food I had for DAYS of local time.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney. Carrottop is just an annoyance, but Barney's very existance threatens the intelligence of future generations. Trust me on this.
3. What time is it where you are?
12:39, Febuary 21, 1000 AD.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
From his past behavior, Albus wouldn't 'harrass' anyone, no matter how fond of them he'd be. If I were in Albus' body, I guess I'd like Remus, but I wouldn't 'harrass' him either. I'd be a perfect lady. I mean gentleman.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I'm not good with mythology or legends. But Harry should marry whoever he's both in love with and compatible with.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Well, with new students arriving all the time, that theoretically means more homework gets completed all the time and delivered to your desk. May I suggest hiring an assistant or two to carry the workload? Or a paper shredder if you're feeling vicious.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I can find and refine dreamstone, build teleportation beam booths, repair robots, and built a device for opening "gates" to another era, which I call a "Gate Key."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Anyone interested in teleportation booths? Please remove all jewlery before stepping onboard, as they tend to make the fabric of time behave... strangely. That or some spare Dreamstone shards.