The Sorting Hat kept up with the trends! It knew that the world was scheduled to end on May 21, and all the righteous would be uplifted to Heaven
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Admiral Zex flapped his wings. He was still resplendent in his pink prefect's bow and he seemed totally preoccupied with his wings. Stroking the white feathers with his tentacle arms, he muttered "Bodily mutations! How strange! And yet, how wonderful!"
This is bullshit! Andrew Jackson said as the house elves found a way to attach wings to his ears. Now he wasn't just a flying disembodied presidential head. He was a winged flying disembodied presidential head.
"Oh fuck yeah!" Panty said as she entered the Great Hall. "I'll fit right in!" When offered wings and a halo, Panty waved it away. "No need, I brought my own." And she began her transformation sequence.
Shoggies were usually attracted to a ruckus, which anything that happened in the Great Hall tended to be- the first few Shoggies to show up hung around near the entrance for a moment, murmuring their typical ooooohs and 'soooo cools' as they took everything in, awaiting the arrival of more of their amorphous brethren. Most of these accepted offerings of harps or harmonicas from the house-elves, although these were promptly eaten. ("Sooo stringy!") Soon, a good-sized crowd of Shoggies had arrived, and they predictably rushed the food tables. This, of course included the cans of Red Bull, which they enveloped whole. "Oooooh, sooo crunchy!" was the main subject of Shoggy-chatter for a few minutes.
A few minutes later, the chatter abruptly took the predictable turn. "Soooo cool! I got wings and they work!" declared a Shoggy that now hovered above the rest, flapping a pair of rudimentary wings that had suddenly sprouted from its main mass. Within seconds, wings began erupting from the mass of Shoggies. Exultant cries of "Ooooh! I can fly
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Skwisgaar had decided to head to the Great Hall for a snack, where there would be less temptation to interrupt Toki's model building time -- but not before inviting Toki to come join him once he was finished, of course if his mun feels like having Toki enjoy the festivities too.
He watched with a bemused expression as the house elves insistently haloed and winged him, but waved off the offered harmonica in favour of his electric guitar that he was already holding. If he had to be an angel, better to be a properly metal one. He was busy enjoying some cake and contemplating whether he actually liked the power metal cover of the song when his wings, which he'd previously thought were fake, began to lift him of their own accord. He took his plate of cake with him as he drifted higher, passing Shoggies on the way
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The 'eyesball throw-up children' of course accompanied Skwisgaar on his way to the Great Hall, having been encouraged to do so by a model-building Toki so that he could finish up the last details on the model jet he was assembling. He'll finish up and be added to the thread soon! Somehow, even before reaching the Great Hall, the four Shoggies began quivering with excitement, sensing that something interesting was going on. They rushed ahead of their 'Master-Skwisgaar-Dad" and by the time the guitarist arrived they had already eaten their haloes and were milling about with the rest of the Shoggies, rushing over to the cakes and cans of Red Bull in order to partake in its strange magic
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The Shoggies' collective answers were about as helpful as could be expected from them, but they did help jog Skwisgaar's memory. On his most recent jaunt back through the portal to Mordhaus, he'd lounged around watching television for several hours, and there had been mentions of "heaven" on the news as well...
"Oh ja! That raptures bullshits!" he exclaimed upon remembering. "The news says something abouts how some olds guy decides the worlds ams supposed to ends the other day. Guess this ams to celebrates that dildo beings wrong.
Pfft, Christianitys," eloquently summed up the self-proclaimed Nihilist's thoughts on the matter. To him, all that Christianity consisted of was punishing people for being people, paedophile priests, and end of the world proclamations. And it was responsible for Toki's back being a mess of scars, which was in truth the main source of Skwisgaar's hatred for the religion as a whole.
"The wings is kind ofs cool I guess," he decided, and his own pair seemed to give a flutter of recognition. "Yous goofballs
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A few minutes later, the chatter abruptly took the predictable turn. "Soooo cool! I got wings and they work!" declared a Shoggy that now hovered above the rest, flapping a pair of rudimentary wings that had suddenly sprouted from its main mass. Within seconds, wings began erupting from the mass of Shoggies. Exultant cries of "Ooooh! I can fly ( ... )
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He watched with a bemused expression as the house elves insistently haloed and winged him, but waved off the offered harmonica in favour of his electric guitar that he was already holding. If he had to be an angel, better to be a properly metal one. He was busy enjoying some cake and contemplating whether he actually liked the power metal cover of the song when his wings, which he'd previously thought were fake, began to lift him of their own accord. He took his plate of cake with him as he drifted higher, passing Shoggies on the way ( ... )
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"Oh ja! That raptures bullshits!" he exclaimed upon remembering. "The news says something abouts how some olds guy decides the worlds ams supposed to ends the other day. Guess this ams to celebrates that dildo beings wrong.
Pfft, Christianitys," eloquently summed up the self-proclaimed Nihilist's thoughts on the matter. To him, all that Christianity consisted of was punishing people for being people, paedophile priests, and end of the world proclamations. And it was responsible for Toki's back being a mess of scars, which was in truth the main source of Skwisgaar's hatred for the religion as a whole.
"The wings is kind ofs cool I guess," he decided, and his own pair seemed to give a flutter of recognition. "Yous goofballs ( ... )
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