Application: Orc Peon (Warcraft)
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Me only have cheese once. Me mighty brother Rogg bring it back from killing some humies. Dalaran sharp cheese. It taste funny, but it me favorite cheese.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Me don't kill! Me only work and sleep. Me think me saw Barney once, though. One of dem Darkspear Trolls was riding him across Durotar. Me saw it with me own eyes. If'n me have to, me kill Carrottop.
3. What time is it where you are?
It be time for a nap. Zzz.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Me not dat kind of orc! Me take a sturdy orc female any day, not one of dese squishy humies.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Maybe the foreman not beating us peons enough with his blackjack?
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Me work hard. If something need doing, me do it. Me chop wood under the hot sun, then me nap sometimes, but mostly, me work.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Me have little to offer. Me just chop wood. But me can ask Rogg if'n he can bring some of what dey call "epics" and "loots" back from his battles at dat Molten Core place.
((OOC: Sorry if this posted twice. My computer was being rather wonky when I tried to put this bio up.))