Unpopping the Doctor

[tenofgallifrey]

[Wakes up in a very strange  room, even by his standards. Popcorn everywhere. He blinks and runs a hand through his hair, wondering how on Earth he wound up here and realizes his hair is very... slick. In fact so is the rest of him. It smells like..  He sniffs and then puts a finger in his mouth. Butter, He's absolutely covered in butter.

Comments

[vislor_turlough]

"Didn't you already unpop?"

Turlough has his subtle moments. This is not one of them.

[vislor_turlough]

"Got concussed, or at least that's what the person at the hospital wing said. I don't remember how, just that I was walking down the hall one minute, the next looking up from a bed to see some guy with weird hair."

[tenofgallifrey]

Well that sounded suspicious. "You don't remember anything?"

[vislor_turlough]

Turlough shook his head. "Nothing. At least when I got knocked around when that bear attacked I remembered it. The idiot vampire made himself useful for once."

[tenofgallifrey]

"Sorry, hang on... did you say vampire?"

[vislor_turlough]

"Oh," Turlough waved his hand. "Yeah. A complete idiot though, probably got turned cause he was too stupid not too. He drinks animal blood anyway, I watched him."

[tenofgallifrey]

"Nonono, I mean... There's actually a vampire here? A proper one?"

[vislor_turlough]

"Hardly proper. He sparkles."

[tenofgallifrey]

"..."

[vislor_turlough]

"I'm not kidding. He even calls himself a 'sparklepire'. He's not very smart."