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Username: normanconqueststheregothedrumsNovember 21 2010, 20:09:01 UTC
Hello, all you bustling lower life forms. Thank you for being so entertaining. No, I mean that. It's charming. You're like those little dolls you make. They wobble but they don't fall down.
Only, you eventually do fall down. Good thing there's so very many of you.
And you do like your music, so I simply must share.
It's a dedication, of course. I'm sure you'll both appreciate it. I know you've always appreciated them.
[The moment after he'd posted Rory rethought his choice of username, but it was too late then. Not many people knew about that, anyway, and it was the first thing he could think of after rwilliams21, which had been his email at home and was even more of a giveaway.]
PaleHorseancient_adamNovember 22 2010, 11:25:19 UTC
Really? First bad music and then you go and pick the Normans? The Macedonians were a lot more fun. Alexander knew how to throw one hell of a party.
[Yes, it was obviously a troll post, but Methos was bored. He opened a beer, ignoring a scowling house elf and reached for a piece of chocolate from the box]
Re: normanconquestsancient_adamNovember 22 2010, 15:21:47 UTC
He was ambitious as hell for a mortal and amazingly good in bed. He was never that weepy though, even when he was roaring drunk. Someone got that damned wrong.
So, alien, demon, or some other non-human type with delusions of grandeur?
Lest we forget the other part of this post, Finland had come in to the computer lab. He did not get along with computers much, and usually had to have Sweden fix them. But hey, he was bored.
He saw the abandoned box of chocolates and took one. It made him feel ill for a second, but once he felt better, he went to sit down.
Except his balance was thrown off and he fell to the floor, where he was greeted by a shock.
Breasts.
Finland looked down to see that he apparently had breasts now. And...well...
Finland looked around for a reflective surface and turned green when he saw.
He's turned into his sister.
"PERKELE!"
They could probably hear that from the sorting room.
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Only, you eventually do fall down. Good thing there's so very many of you.
And you do like your music, so I simply must share.
It's a dedication, of course. I'm sure you'll both appreciate it. I know you've always appreciated them.
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[The moment after he'd posted Rory rethought his choice of username, but it was too late then. Not many people knew about that, anyway, and it was the first thing he could think of after rwilliams21, which had been his email at home and was even more of a giveaway.]
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WOULD LOL AGAIN.
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When does one distinguish between a mere stripper and a professional sexual artist?
If it wasn't intentional before, though, it definitely is now ♥
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Are you looking to drum up business?
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The Macedonians were a lot more fun. Alexander knew how to throw one hell of a party.
[Yes, it was obviously a troll post, but Methos was bored. He opened a beer, ignoring a scowling house elf and reached for a piece of chocolate from the box]
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Alexander wasn't bad for a human. Weeping because he had no lands left to conquer... it's kind of sweet, really.
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So, alien, demon, or some other non-human type with delusions of grandeur?
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And 'alien' is a matter of perspective.
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But you're not the system I was looking for. (Hello.)
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He saw the abandoned box of chocolates and took one. It made him feel ill for a second, but once he felt better, he went to sit down.
Except his balance was thrown off and he fell to the floor, where he was greeted by a shock.
Breasts.
Finland looked down to see that he apparently had breasts now. And...well...
Finland looked around for a reflective surface and turned green when he saw.
He's turned into his sister.
"PERKELE!"
They could probably hear that from the sorting room.
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