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[Application] Andrew Jackson (motherfucker!), Ansem Retort

Nov 02, 2010 16:50

Well, it's not every day the giant disembodied head of a dead president floated through the door.

Where the fuck am I? he said as he floated around. Bitches better answer me if they don't want lightning up their ass!

( Allow me to elucidate. )

application, andrew jackson, miranda barker

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babylonjackal November 3 2010, 12:33:18 UTC

It was the lightning that drew Akabane. He knew, from explorations of the popcorn room and his researches that none of those he knew had been here before. Lightning was something he was familiar with, and it was with mixed feelings that he observed it wasn't Ginji that had arrived.

He still entered the room, curious always, just what he could gain from this caustic, floating head. "Werepire?" he asked, his hand coming up to touch the brim of his hat, his eye observing the newcomer through the slit in his hat.

a_jackson_mofo November 3 2010, 20:17:49 UTC

Werewolf vampires, motherfucker! Bitch tried to kill me over nothing!

Well, it was nothing to him.

babylonjackal November 3 2010, 20:31:23 UTC

"We do not seem to have those here, yet," Akabane replied. Whether or not he was disappointed by this couldn't be determined by his expression, which appeared from under the brim of his hat again.

a_jackson_mofo November 3 2010, 20:36:45 UTC

Well, good! I hate werepires. You know what I hate more? Peace treaties!

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miranda_bnewski November 3 2010, 23:31:30 UTC

Street performers.

It never did any good to encourage them, but still Miranda was impressed. "Nice costume" she ventured "you really look like Andrew Jackson." Sure, he was probably going to spout some profanity at her, but still werepires. That was funny.

a_jackson_mofo November 3 2010, 23:39:03 UTC

I AM Andrew Jackson, bitch!

Granted, he was the Andrew Jackson of some bizzare world where murderers have their own reality show, time travel is possible, people can become cookie men, and Ronald Reagan was the Incredible Hulk.

miranda_bnewski November 3 2010, 23:46:05 UTC

She just nodded. "Mm-hmm, Mr. Jackson."
She shouldn't encourage him at all. Nope. Except- "so, you ever kill a lightning buffalo with your bare hands?"

Ok, so she'd had a bit to drink beforehand. So sue her. She reached in her pocket to get a galleon, should she need to distract him while she got away.

a_jackson_mofo November 3 2010, 23:55:06 UTC

Silly girl! Everyone knows lightning buffalo are extinct!

Yeah, the mun's making shit up.

And I've killed plenty of things with my bare hands. And my gun. And my lightning vision!

He likes killing things.

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ugly_old_hat November 13 2010, 01:19:18 UTC

"How would you go about defeating a werepire?"

a_jackson_mofo November 13 2010, 01:24:47 UTC

I'd zap that motherfucker right in the fucking face!

ugly_old_hat November 13 2010, 01:34:18 UTC

"Huzzah! Twenty points for the Jack-o-Lantern! The Jackman! The Jackalope!"

a_jackson_mofo November 13 2010, 01:43:58 UTC

What is this 'jackalope' you speak of, tiny hat?

Well, tiny compared to him, anyway.

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