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Dec 26, 2005 19:27

( I UNDERSTAND IT IS COMMON HUMAN PRACTICE TO PLACE THESE THINGS BEHIND A CUT. )

anthony crowley, johnny c, application, steerpike, death

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mme_defarge December 27 2005, 03:11:22 UTC

Oh, so you do exist. Well, thank you for being so efficient about the lot I've been sending you recently. For someone who claims to have so much power, you seem rather disinterested in it. Hufflepuff definitely.

The kittens are adorable. I do have a few balls of yarn that need playing with.

((OOC: Death!!! Does Pratchett fangirl dance))

friendofkittens December 27 2005, 03:22:58 UTC

I ALWAYS EXIST.

IF I GIVE YOU ONE, DO YOU PROMISE NOT TO DO ANYTHING UNPLEASANT TO IT? I DO NOT WISH TO SEND MY KITTENS TO BAD HOMES.

((OOC: <3 This seems seems like the kind of thing Death might do XD And fangirling in return for the awesomest of knitters ever!))

mme_defarge December 28 2005, 01:16:34 UTC

I don't mind cats. Particularly when they are trained to claw expensive curtains. It's *aristocrats* that I save my unpleasantness for.

((Yay! Another Dickens fan! And, I do agree that Death would probably try to enroll in Hogwarts- if only to see if it is a suitable place for Susan))

friendofkittens December 28 2005, 16:06:23 UTC

THEN I SUPPOSE YOU MAY HAVE ONE.

THOUGH I MUST SAY, I WOULD APPRECIATE IF YOU SLOWED DOWN ON THE UNPLEASANTNESS TOWARDS ARISTOCRATS. MY SCHEDULE IS QUITE FULL ENOUGH AS IT IS.

anthony_crowley December 27 2005, 04:29:30 UTC

Death! Good to see you again! Well, in a relative sense. Nice to have someone familiar around the place anyway. You want Hufflepuff? Then you're welcome to it.

As you well know, cats don't like me much, so you don't have to give me a kitten. But if you wanted to give one to Aziraphale, I'm sure he'd appreciate it...

friendofkittens December 27 2005, 05:19:56 UTC

HELLO, CROWLEY. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN SINCE THE ALMOST APOCALYPSE?

WOULD YOU LIKE A BOX OF BISCUITS INSTEAD? I STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW THEY GET THE CHOCOLATE IN, BUT THEY ARE VERY GOOD.

anthony_crowley December 27 2005, 05:59:03 UTC

Oh, you know, getting along. Adam hasn't fried me yet, but Michael has had a go.

How about yourself? Seen any of the other horsemen around lately? I'm sure they'll have returned to bodies by now...

Biscuits would be fine. Not that I'll get to eat any of them, but the thought is there.

friendofkittens December 27 2005, 16:58:24 UTC

AH, MICHAEL. NOW THERE IS SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A KITTEN.

I'M QUITE THE SAME AS ALWAYS, THANK YOU. AND YES, WAR AND I WENT OUT FOR DRINKS A FEW WEEKS AGO. SHE IS LOOKING WELL. THE SAME CANNOT BE SAID FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BAR; THEY WERE RUNNING LOW ON TEETH WHEN WE LEFT.

SHE CAN'T HELP HERSELF.

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kayewinnet December 27 2005, 04:56:04 UTC

Awww kittens! I also love chocolate...which to choose which to choose?

Ooooh I know, you can join me in Hufflepuff and then I can have both right?

sharpest_pike December 27 2005, 05:32:18 UTC

Do you know much about caring for kittens? I don't have much experience with them.

kayewinnet December 27 2005, 19:25:43 UTC

all ya gotta do is make sure they have a dirt box and that they know where it is. Then ya feed 'em twice a day and give 'em lots of love and playtime.

See? It's easy!

sharpest_pike December 27 2005, 20:50:13 UTC

...are they supposed to climb so?

*looks up crosswise at the kitten on top of his head*

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friendofkittens December 27 2005, 16:59:23 UTC

I AM?

THANK YOU, ANYWAY. KITTEN OR BISCUITS?

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friendofkittens December 27 2005, 16:09:05 UTC

YOU WERE PERHAPS EXPECTING SOMEONE TALLER?

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friendofkittens December 29 2005, 19:21:12 UTC

MY TECHNOLOGICAL EXPERTISE IS LIMITED TO SCYTHES.