Oh, so you do exist. Well, thank you for being so efficient about the lot I've been sending you recently. For someone who claims to have so much power, you seem rather disinterested in it. Hufflepuff definitely.
The kittens are adorable. I do have a few balls of yarn that need playing with.
Death! Good to see you again! Well, in a relative sense. Nice to have someone familiar around the place anyway. You want Hufflepuff? Then you're welcome to it.
As you well know, cats don't like me much, so you don't have to give me a kitten. But if you wanted to give one to Aziraphale, I'm sure he'd appreciate it...
AH, MICHAEL. NOW THERE IS SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A KITTEN.
I'M QUITE THE SAME AS ALWAYS, THANK YOU. AND YES, WAR AND I WENT OUT FOR DRINKS A FEW WEEKS AGO. SHE IS LOOKING WELL. THE SAME CANNOT BE SAID FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BAR; THEY WERE RUNNING LOW ON TEETH WHEN WE LEFT.
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The kittens are adorable. I do have a few balls of yarn that need playing with.
((OOC: Death!!! Does Pratchett fangirl dance))
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IF I GIVE YOU ONE, DO YOU PROMISE NOT TO DO ANYTHING UNPLEASANT TO IT? I DO NOT WISH TO SEND MY KITTENS TO BAD HOMES.
((OOC: <3 This seems seems like the kind of thing Death might do XD And fangirling in return for the awesomest of knitters ever!))
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((Yay! Another Dickens fan! And, I do agree that Death would probably try to enroll in Hogwarts- if only to see if it is a suitable place for Susan))
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THOUGH I MUST SAY, I WOULD APPRECIATE IF YOU SLOWED DOWN ON THE UNPLEASANTNESS TOWARDS ARISTOCRATS. MY SCHEDULE IS QUITE FULL ENOUGH AS IT IS.
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As you well know, cats don't like me much, so you don't have to give me a kitten. But if you wanted to give one to Aziraphale, I'm sure he'd appreciate it...
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WOULD YOU LIKE A BOX OF BISCUITS INSTEAD? I STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW THEY GET THE CHOCOLATE IN, BUT THEY ARE VERY GOOD.
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How about yourself? Seen any of the other horsemen around lately? I'm sure they'll have returned to bodies by now...
Biscuits would be fine. Not that I'll get to eat any of them, but the thought is there.
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I'M QUITE THE SAME AS ALWAYS, THANK YOU. AND YES, WAR AND I WENT OUT FOR DRINKS A FEW WEEKS AGO. SHE IS LOOKING WELL. THE SAME CANNOT BE SAID FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BAR; THEY WERE RUNNING LOW ON TEETH WHEN WE LEFT.
SHE CAN'T HELP HERSELF.
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Ooooh I know, you can join me in Hufflepuff and then I can have both right?
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See? It's easy!
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*looks up crosswise at the kitten on top of his head*
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THANK YOU, ANYWAY. KITTEN OR BISCUITS?
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