Penfold.. Codename : The Jigsaw ((Danger Mouse cartoons - application))
Majestic Scotland. Here in the magical school known as Hogwarts..Hogwarts? Really? What kind of name is that for a school? *ahem* Here in the hallowed halls of Hogwarts School of Magic, Penfold, heroic and cowardly assistant to the world’s greatest secret agent, explores the strangeness of the Sorting Room.
’Cor, Chief. What do you think Baron Greenback is doing in a place like this?” A short hamster wearing a blue suit and tie and round glasses walked into the Sorting Room, looking around curiously. Penfold stopped and looked behind him. “Chief? Chief, where are you? Oh heck.. now where has he gotten off to?”
Penfold, known as The Jigsaw because he goes to pieces at the first sign of trouble, wandered over to the table where the quill floated expectantly. “Crumbs! A flying feather!” Penfold clambered onto a stool to better read the application. “I wonder what this is about,” he muttered to himself in a rather silly British accent.
State your name.
“Penfold! Assistant to the world’s greatest secret agent, Danger Mouse!” he proclaimed proudly. He promptly ducked under the table in terror when the quill began moving and writing down his answer.
No one ever accused Penfold of being brave.
“Oh I don’t know.. I suppose cheddar. I had just cut a nice wedge of cheddar for tea. The Chief likes some cheese for tea, very good on toast you know. He used to like a nice tin of custard with some rhubarb until that time the Baron tried to take over the world by flooding it with custard. Sort of put DM off custard for awhile.”
“Oh heck.. are they villians? They sound like associates of that notorious frog, Baron Greenback. I wish the Chief were here.. he’d take care of them using the deadly arts of kung moggie!”
Penfold rummaged around in his pockets, “Now let’s see, where did I put that watch? DM gave it to me. It’s a combination watch, tranquilizer gun, off road vehicle and ice cream truck.” After coming up with a skate key, paper clip, ten pence and a button he shrugged. “I must have left it in my cardigan.”
The intrepid hamster blushed before giggling. “Oh I don’t harass anyone. It’s against policy, you know.” Then he blanched. “Wait.. are these zombies harassing people? Is it the work of Count Duckula?”
“Now see here, I’m not a bartender! I’m assistant to the world’s greatest secret agent!” Penfold thought for a moment, “Although.. I suppose one called the Flying Boomerang might be nice.”
Penfold blushed a bright red, “Oh I don’t know. Maybe Harry should ask DM, he might know about something like that.”
“I suppose you need a more capable assistant,” he tutted. “I take care of all of the Chief’s paperwork and it’s always in order for Colonel K.”
Never mind the fact that the Colonel always forgets to look at said paperwork.
“’ere! I’m not useless!” he protested. “I took care of the dastardly Copper Conk Cassidy! I am also skilled in the deadly arts of kung moggie!” Penfold demonstrated by putting up his little fists and hopping back and forth, trying to look menacing. It didn’t really work.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
“Oh carrots. I suppose DM could take you for a ride in the Mark III, or even the Space Hopper. If I can find him. Professor Squawkencluck has some inventions, I suppose he could give you one.”
I have read the
hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Kung_moggie
I have read the
hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Kung_moggie
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Kung_moggie
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Kung_moggie
’Cor, Chief. What do you think Baron Greenback is doing in a place like this?” A short hamster wearing a blue suit and tie and round glasses walked into the Sorting Room, looking around curiously. Penfold stopped and looked behind him. “Chief? Chief, where are you? Oh heck.. now where has he gotten off to?”
Penfold, known as The Jigsaw because he goes to pieces at the first sign of trouble, wandered over to the table where the quill floated expectantly. “Crumbs! A flying feather!” Penfold clambered onto a stool to better read the application. “I wonder what this is about,” he muttered to himself in a rather silly British accent.
State your name.
“Penfold! Assistant to the world’s greatest secret agent, Danger Mouse!” he proclaimed proudly. He promptly ducked under the table in terror when the quill began moving and writing down his answer.
No one ever accused Penfold of being brave.
- What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
“Oh I don’t know.. I suppose cheddar. I had just cut a nice wedge of cheddar for tea. The Chief likes some cheese for tea, very good on toast you know. He used to like a nice tin of custard with some rhubarb until that time the Baron tried to take over the world by flooding it with custard. Sort of put DM off custard for awhile.”
- Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
“Oh heck.. are they villians? They sound like associates of that notorious frog, Baron Greenback. I wish the Chief were here.. he’d take care of them using the deadly arts of kung moggie!”
- What time is it where you are?
Penfold rummaged around in his pockets, “Now let’s see, where did I put that watch? DM gave it to me. It’s a combination watch, tranquilizer gun, off road vehicle and ice cream truck.” After coming up with a skate key, paper clip, ten pence and a button he shrugged. “I must have left it in my cardigan.”
- If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
The intrepid hamster blushed before giggling. “Oh I don’t harass anyone. It’s against policy, you know.” Then he blanched. “Wait.. are these zombies harassing people? Is it the work of Count Duckula?”
- If you are pushing to be in:
- Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“Now see here, I’m not a bartender! I’m assistant to the world’s greatest secret agent!” Penfold thought for a moment, “Although.. I suppose one called the Flying Boomerang might be nice.”
- Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Penfold blushed a bright red, “Oh I don’t know. Maybe Harry should ask DM, he might know about something like that.”
- Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“I suppose you need a more capable assistant,” he tutted. “I take care of all of the Chief’s paperwork and it’s always in order for Colonel K.”
Never mind the fact that the Colonel always forgets to look at said paperwork.
- Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
“’ere! I’m not useless!” he protested. “I took care of the dastardly Copper Conk Cassidy! I am also skilled in the deadly arts of kung moggie!” Penfold demonstrated by putting up his little fists and hopping back and forth, trying to look menacing. It didn’t really work.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
“Oh carrots. I suppose DM could take you for a ride in the Mark III, or even the Space Hopper. If I can find him. Professor Squawkencluck has some inventions, I suppose he could give you one.”
I have read the
hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Kung_moggie
I have read the
hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Kung_moggie
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Kung_moggie
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Kung_moggie