Application for Asajj Ventress, Star Wars

[obsessed_asajj]

((Permission granted from Star Wars muns some time ago--half of which is me :-P ))She glided into the sorting room, tall, whip-thin and chalk-pale under her billowing black cloak. She took her time, surveying the room as she did so. When she lowered the hood of her cloak, eyes almost as pale as her skin flicked around, taking in the sights, and

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[isnotabumblebee]

Toki glanced into the Sorting Room as he was wandering by, only to notice a sexy, tattooed, bald chick in black with red glowing swords slicing apart a table. He hadn't really meant to visit the Sorting Room, but, the new arrival looked pretty brutal, and the glowing red swords were seriously metal.

"Thats was brutal!" he told Ventress, as he approached with one of his big, goofy grins. "You look likes you should be on an albums cover, withs a bunch of dead guys cuts into pieces all arounds you, and splattered in their blood." It was evident he approved of this. "Where do I gets a glowing sword likes that?"

[obsessed_asajj]

The accent was odd for Basic, but she was used to all sorts of mangling of the language, going to the various places Dooku sent her to. "Bathing in the blood of the Jedi, standing on a mountain of their corpses," she said fondly, almost purring at the mental picture. "That is indeed where I belong. The lightsabers were given to me by my Master upon his taking me as his apprentice. I suggest you get your own by killing a Jedi and taking theirs for yourself."

[isnotabumblebee]

"I mets a Jedi here! His name was Yoda," Toki told Ventress, still grinning broadly. "He was pretty cool, he helped the Shoggies make some banthas toys. But, he was cool ins the way that's like some ancient chinese wizard-guy, not all brutal likes you. You's way more metal. So if you kill Jedi, does that makes you some sort of darks knight or something?" Although Toki had thought that an order dedicated to helping people out and preserving justice and such things sounded pretty awesome, in a super-hero kind of way, super-villainy was definitely more interesting. "Can I sees one of your lightssabers for now?" Toki eyed the weapons, badly wanting to play around with one. "We could breaks the rest of the furniture!" It would be like a 'lamps meeting', only more fun!

[obsessed_asajj]

"Yoda is here?" The shriveled green frog, in the same place as her? Wonderful. Perhaps she would be able to succeed where her Master had failed so many times. To kill the Master of her Master... it would be so delicious.

She smiled. "How... pleasant. A dark knight. It has a certain... ring to it. Perhaps that is what it makes me, yes. The the shadow that they cast off." She laughed. "I do like it."

Normally, she would die before letting another take her lightsabers. However, there was that annoying human who had taken such offense at her little act of destruction. Her smile widened. "Why, of course. Here." She held one out to him, lighting it. "I would love to break anything in here that can be broken."

[ugly_old_hat]

The Hat waved its flaps around. "Lightsabers! Do want!"

[obsessed_asajj]

She cocked a nonexistent eyebrow at the Hat. "Oh. Too bad," she said mock-regretfully. "I am not parting with these."

[ugly_old_hat]

"Don't you know how to repair them? And if you know how to repair them, you can probably make new ones, right?"

The Hat was not going to give up so easily!

[obsessed_asajj]

The corners of her mouth curled up as she detected the eagerness in the Hat's voice. "I suppose that I could, at that. Given the right materials and sufficient time and motivation."

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[ugly_old_hat]

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