Kobato looks around, confused. Hogwart? How did she end up here? What was this place? She sees a strange piece of paper, and a pen, and begins to fill it out.
State your full name. Kobato Hanato
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? Hm...I like string cheese! It's yummy. And convient!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? Neither! Killing is bad!
3. What time is it where you are? Well, it was dark outside, and the last clock I saw said 11:03
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Sexually harass? I don't understand...
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. I don't bartend...but I do work at a nursery! The kids are very nice.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. Well, we're suppose to fall in love and be happy with those we love right? I know a angel who found a human who she loves, and is very happy with him. Obviously he should marry who loves him the most...and if all love each other equally, he should marry both of them!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. You need someone to help you with it!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless. Iorogyi says I'm useless...but I will try my hardest not to be!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.I have this bag...[shows a bag that looks vaguely like a peep]
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Blackbluesock____________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Blackbluesock___________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. BBS___________.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. BBS_____________"