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Welcome to the Hot Tubs of Diversity! (Open RP)

Sep 17, 2009 15:37

So said the sign the elves were putting up. That extra bit of Ravenclaw tardis-like space had really been useful. Zex admired the large tubs (with shallow ends for the shorter students and elves), the fluffy towells, the lockers, and the emergency supply of rubber duckies. The last bit puzzled him, but the elves seemed to think it was important ( Read more... )

admiral zex, george st bartleigh, michael scott

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tallyhopippip September 18 2009, 00:15:58 UTC

George didn't exactly know what a hot tub was. He just thought it was a really warm bath. Hence why he showed up in a bathrobe, carrying a rubber duck, which George had heard was a good thing to have in the bath. Who knew that they were so popular this day and age!

adm_zex September 18 2009, 14:10:46 UTC

"Hello!" Zex was playing gracious host. "I see you brought one of those things-" A head tentacle pointed to the ducky. "We have plenty already, though- the house elves said they were neccessary. What are they, some kind of intimate cleaning tool, mmmm?"

tallyhopippip September 18 2009, 16:37:32 UTC

George did not hear a single thing Zex said.

"BY GEORGE!" he cried, looking in horrified fascination at Zex and his tentacles. "What are you?"

adm_zex September 18 2009, 21:35:58 UTC

Fear or delight? Who was George?

"I'm a VUX!" Zex carolled proudly. "But- ah don't worry, I don't share the prejudiced views of most of my species. My name's Zex and I'm a prefect of Ravenclaw."

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office_michael September 18 2009, 02:08:03 UTC

Upon seeing one of the signs, Michael, wearing his prefect hat and a pair of assless chaps over the pants of his trademark suit ( the tighty whitie getup was for the chaw parlor only!), made a beeline for the Ravenclaw. Hot tubs and diversity were two of his very favorite things!

He had gotten to Ravenclaw in record time, but stopped short upon taking in the very bizarre sight of Zex. After taking a moment to recover from the shock, he pointed an accusatory finger in Zex's direction. "No, no, no, no, NO! We do NOT celebrate diversity by using a costume to cover up our blackness, or our Hispanicness, or our Indianness or our femaleness...or our gayness!" He gestured at his chaps. "Sir...or madam...be PROUD of who you are! Strip down to your true race and ethnicity and nationality and homosexuality and jump naked into that hot tub!"

(Never mind that his own fiance was a tall, round-bellied purple monstrosity with a triangular antenna on its head.)

adm_zex September 18 2009, 14:08:19 UTC

Zex looked puzzled. "Strip? Ok." He shrugged and removed his jacket. "Is that better, luscious human?"

office_michael September 20 2009, 02:17:49 UTC

"No, it is NOT better, because you still are using that ridiculous costume to cover -- did you just call me LUScious?" Michael, always a sucker for flattery about his looks (or for insults that he decided to perceive as flattery about his looks), was suddenly all smiles as he fiddled with his tie. "I've been called 'good looking' before...many times, I mean, and not just by my mother on school-picture day. 'Dashing,' 'hot,' 'rico suave,' 'like a young Strom Thurmond'.... I get all of those all the time, but I've...never been called 'luscious' before."

Given that Michael had never actually been called the first three descriptions, he was genuinely tickled, and it showed.

adm_zex September 20 2009, 22:51:02 UTC

"Why certainly." Zex could detect pleasure. "I don't know this "Rico Suave" or "Strom Thurmond" but you have a lovely prefect hat."

"I'm not wearing a costume, though." Zex gestured to himself with one tentacle. "I'm not human, I'm a Vux." It would be nice if the human would appreciate his Vux body as much as Amaranth did, but it was probably too much to hope for.

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