Potions class

[degeneratewolfe]

Valentine waited until what he'd judged was the last straggler to make their way in and shut the door. The dungeon classroom was, for the moment, brightly lit and students were paired up in front of cauldrons. There were a number of beanbags shoved off against one wall. "Why, hello," he said, waiting for whatever chatter was in the air to die

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[best_guitarist]

Skwisgaar was faring only slightly better than Nathan had with his potion ingredients, but hadn't yet tried to foist the work off on someone else, since he wasn't aware it was an option. The instructions weren't that complicated, anyway... but that didn't explain why he was somehow utterly failing to grind the beetles the right way. They were just kind of getting smashed up and were even more gross looking now, but not what could pass for 'ground'. Maybe it required more wrist action or something. Who knew making potions could be so similar to giving a handjob.

Glancing over to check on Toki's progress or lack thereof, he raised an eyebrow. "Yous even starteds yet?"

[isnotabumblebee]

Fortunately, Shoggy 4.6 didn't stay on the subject of Swedish dildos for very long, entering into a mumbling and rather disjointed list of things that it would like to eat at that very moment, which included some things that made sense, like the 'eyesball sandwiches' and 'hamsburgers', and of course, chicken, but also included things like fluffy clouds and a submarine.

Toki was extremely suggestible at the moment, so looking up, he saw the same weird rainbow shit as Skwisgaar, and his colourful description of it as 'Krambjornarna pukes" which his mun found extremely hilarious after googling 'Krambjornarna'. His mun also doesn't know how to make the umlaut 'o' appear in LJ added an especially unsettling component to it. He wanted to get away from the disturbing rainbow stuff that seemed to sting when it hit, and was definitely collecting on the floor. Toki tried backing against the table away from it, but it didn't do any good