Application for Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Wensleydale. I'd rather have a pumpkin pasty though, I don't really like cheese.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
It depends which of them is a Death Eater, since Barney is probably not I'll go with Carrottop. I'd be careful to make sure it's not my friend Ron first though, or any of the Weasleys.
3. What time is it where you are?
It's past time for me to be killing Lord Voldemort. Someone told me he's at Hogwarts so I came here as a sort of holiday from my tortured adventuring through the wizarding world.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Professor Dumbledore is far too honourable a man to sexually harass anyone. Him and McGonagall seem rather fond of each other though, so maybe her. Sirius would of course choose me Tonks.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Fred's prettier, so definitely him This question is completely shocking and disturbing since everyone knows I love Ginny Weasley and her brother RON. Not the twins. That's crazy.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Well, you can use my invisibility cloak if you wish, otherwise I've got these signed photos of me which you could have, or I could teach you some defense against the dark arts? I'm good at that.
Tag your application with the 'application' tag.
I've done that too.
Wensleydale. I'd rather have a pumpkin pasty though, I don't really like cheese.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
It depends which of them is a Death Eater, since Barney is probably not I'll go with Carrottop. I'd be careful to make sure it's not my friend Ron first though, or any of the Weasleys.
3. What time is it where you are?
It's past time for me to be killing Lord Voldemort. Someone told me he's at Hogwarts so I came here as a sort of holiday from my tortured adventuring through the wizarding world.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Professor Dumbledore is far too honourable a man to sexually harass anyone. Him and McGonagall seem rather fond of each other though, so maybe her. Sirius would of course choose me Tonks.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Fred's prettier, so definitely him This question is completely shocking and disturbing since everyone knows I love Ginny Weasley and her brother RON. Not the twins. That's crazy.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Well, you can use my invisibility cloak if you wish, otherwise I've got these signed photos of me which you could have, or I could teach you some defense against the dark arts? I'm good at that.
Tag your application with the 'application' tag.
I've done that too.