Yo.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I dunno, dude. I guess I like cheddar all right. That's kinda a weird question, though.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Mol's got dibs on the dino, so I'll have to take out Carrottop.
3. What time is it where you are?
Midnight-ish.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I'm already with someone, so...no one? Unless that Tonks chick makes herself look like Gert. Then I can just say I didn't know
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Hostel.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Dude. This question is gay.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
I dunno. Did you try, like, throwing it away?
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Dude! I drive the Leapfrog. No one else knows how.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
You ever taken a trip in a giant robot frog with lasers?
((OOC Note: Replies to this will come, but they may be sporadic. A distant relative died and so I have to do all the "viewing and funeral" stuff -- tomorrow'll be free, but if the sorting goes into Sunday and/or Monday, they'll be slow in coming))